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- May 2013 (13)
- 22: Taking a moment to enjoy a thrill (0)
- 20: Ask General Kang: Can I Be More Charismatic? (2)
- 17: Ten incredibly true facts about Queen Victoria (6)
- 16: Why Dr. McCoy was not a whiny bitch (10)
- 15: Another Day in Paradise (0)
- 14: Nailed it (0)
- 13: The Master (0)
- 10: Ask General Kang: I may have inadvertently started an intergalactic war with the Bleugzag Imperium. Do you think this might be held against me when I apply for college? (0)
- 08: Why Internet make you dumb (0)
- 07: Magical apparatus malfunctions (0)
- 06: Forgotten Deities: Flaccidus, The Roman God of Engineers (0)
- 02: Ask General Kang: How much time should I be spending on Social Media every day? (2)
- 01: Paging Dr. Godhead (0)
- April 2013 (17)
- 29: The Best Part of Waking Up Is … VOLTREX HAS YOUR TOAST (0)
- 26: Performance art gone horribly right (4)
- 24: Ask General Kang: Why don’t you ever mention robots? (0)
- 23: Why an economist makes a bad leader (0)
- 22: The loneliness of the long distance rabbit (0)
- 19: DOES John Woo hate helicopters? (0)
- 18: Appropriate Dress Required (6)
- 17: From the annals of really useless superpowers (0)
- 15: Ask General Kang: How did you deal with climate change on your planet? (1)
- 11: The Chair That Sat Back (0)
- 09: The inspiration for The Fridgularity (discussion post) (0)
- 08: Ask General Kang: I’ve heard that one of the first things women check out is your footwear. What if I wear sandals? (3)
- 05: Ancient Egyptian Pepperpot Ladies (0)
- 04: Rappin’ with Atwood and Moore (0)
- 03: Bingo and Floggie (2)
- 02: How to outrage four kinds of nerds with one image (0)
- 01: Ask General Kang: Do you celebrate April Fool’s Day on your planet? (0)
- March 2013 (15)
- 28: Man Watches The Hunt for Red October 168 Times, Decides It’s Not that Good (5)
- 27: The five second rule (0)
- 25: 9 old words for the modern age (2)
- 22: Midwest Book Review: The Fridgularity is “highly recommended” (3)
- 21: Breaking bad news… (0)
- 19: Ask General Kang: Do you have infographics on your home world? (0)
- 18: Sad Spaceman regrets the broken promises … (0)
- 15: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Ides of March Edition) (2)
- 12: René Magritte: Merchant Banker Masters His Mental Powers at Walton-on-the-Naze (1)
- 11: Ask General Kang: I really don’t understand quantum mechanics — is there any hope for my marriage? Also I’m pretty sure my wife is cheating on me with a vampire. (6)
- 08: The perils of evolution (0)
- 06: René Magritte: Meditations on the Nether Beast From Dimension X (0)
- 05: Time robots! (0)
- 04: Before the Attack of Herr Doctor Dimensia (0)
- 01: Ask General Kang: Did I miss anything important in class yesterday? (0)
- February 2013 (16)
- 27: Leonardo Da Vinci’s Woman with Telekinetic Powers About to Destroy Sienna (2)
- 26: Picasso’s Women from Five-Dimensional Space Prepare to Absorb The Artist’s Essence (0)
- 25: Coordinates to Landing Zone XI (0)
- 21: The angels were jealous (0)
- 19: Short Fiction: Jesussic Park (1)
- 18: Ask General Kang: When is it okay to call someone to a Nazi? (3)
- 15: Schism opens way for creation of SinoPope (2)
- 14: Avignon releases RoboPope schematics (2)
- 13: Robo-schism (3)
- 12: Dominus Vobiscum (2)
- 11: The Sarcastic Cyborg Debriefs (3)
- 08: Ask General Kang: Is there anything wrong with using the word ‘sartorial’? (5)
- 06: La dolce vita (0)
- 05: A Short History of the Death of Culture (a cartoon) (1)
- 04: It’s morning in the Singularity (0)
- 01: Small talk for the technological singularity (0)
- January 2013 (24)
- 31: Get The Fridgularity free on Kindle — today and tomorrow! (0)
- 30: Joel and the Corporate Ziggurat (1)
- 29: Absurd Panhandler Party (0)
- 28: A humourous vintage photograph (0)
- 27: Mozart’s birthday today (2)
- 25: Meta-dating (0)
- 24: The Curious Case of Toulouse Le Grandfig, Graphic Designer (Part Two) (4)
- 23: The Curious Case of Toulouse Le Grandfig, Graphic Designer (Part One) (8)
- 22: Ask General Kang: How do you beat high gas prices? (4)
- 21: Enter the Serif! (2)
- 18: A Portrait of Chauncey Migswith-Piggerton
- 17: Ask General Kang: What kind of drug policies do you have on your home world? (1)
- 16: When in Rome (5)
- 15: Furnished room for let (1)
- 14: The obligatory Fridgularity review roundup post (0)
- 11: Ask General Kang: I’ve just spilled really hot coffee in my lap — is this what they mean by "global warming"? (1)
- 10: A taste of the world with no Internet (0)
- 09: When robotic urinals attack (4)
- 08: It all boils down to your programming (0)
- 07: The wonderful thing about tautologies (1)
- 05: How I Spent the Ice Age (0)
- 03: Piracy 101 (2)
- 02: Help with your New Year’s Resolutions (2)
- 01: Happy New Year’s! (2)
- December 2012 (15)
- 31: The Levels of Drinking Consciousness: A Unified Theory (0)
- 29: You know, it’s really important to tell the truth (0)
- 26: Ask General Kang: How do I keep my New Year’s resolutions? (0)
- 17: Ask General Kang: How do you deal with wrap rage? (2)
- 14: Ask General Kang: What is the penalty for plagiarism on your planet? (3)
- 13: The Thomas Kincaid Pop-Up Christmas Tree and Consumer Happiness Dispenser (0)
- 12: The Laser Equipped Autonomous Robotic Vacuum (0)
- 11: The Best Levitation Belt (0)
- 10: The Frozen Soylent Green Soft Serve Processor (0)
- 09: Last chance to get Pirate Therapy and Other Cures for free (0)
- 07: The Cybernetic Thought Projection Hat (0)
- 06: A Robot Regrets (5)
- 05: Selected Media Fads Through the Ages (3)
- 04: How it all began, I mean, AFTER the nuclear explosion (1)
- 03: Ask General Kang: As a world-conquering potentate, what is your policy regarding instant gratification? (4)
- November 2012 (23)
- 30: Teaser from The Fridgularity: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (0)
- 29: Sadisucation (0)
- 28: How Landon, Ontario got its name (0)
- 27: How did English evolve? (0)
- 27: Fonts of The Fridgularity (0)
- 26: Excerpt from The Fridgularity: a ski in the storm (0)
- 23: Last day to get the Kindle edition of The Fridgularity FREE (0)
- 22: Going cold turkey in The Fridgularity (0)
- 20: Excerpt: Cyber-zombies in The Fridgularity (0)
- 19: Excerpt: Internet addicts, looking for a fix in The Fridgularity (0)
- 16: Sad about the singularity? (0)
- 15: Let the toaster revolution begin (0)
- 14: The Journalist: More Trustworthy than the Prison Snitch (3)
- 13: Ask General Kang: How was your technological singularity? (1)
- 12: Forty-seven signs of the apocalypse (#31) (0)
- 09: Win a copy of my next book: The Fridgularity (0)
- 09: From now on: every mash-up includes Star Wars (0)
- 08: Rebranding Thor in the Age of Facebook (3)
- 07: Solutions for an empty galaxy (0)
- 06: Ask General Kang: What’s the best method for electing your leader? (0)
- 05: We didn’t start satire (0)
- 02: A moment of gritty reflection (0)
- 01: Brittany (0)
- October 2012 (23)
- 31: Ask General Kang: How do you celebrate Halloween on your home planet? (0)
- 30: Everyman Ozymandias (0)
- 29: Video dating (0)
- 27: But how do you get the cats to sing on key? (0)
- 26: Last chance to get Pirate Therapy free on Kindle: today and tomorrow (0)
- 25: Future History: Wall Street Wiles (0)
- 24: Ask General Kang: How do I make myself look attractive on a dating site? (0)
- 23: Clown Apocalypse: The Clownsickle (0)
- 22: I Am the Leggman (0)
- 19: Problems of the technological singularity
- 18: Ask General Kang: How do I keep my two-year-old son from killing his mother (my wife)? (0)
- 17: The book of transformation (0)
- 16: Pirate etymology: sea dog (0)
- 15: The rush of heaven downward (0)
- 12: Take me to your breeder (0)
- 10: Classic miscommunication (0)
- 09: Ask General Kang: The Home Edition (4)
- 08: Professor Quippy: This Thanksgiving It’s Velociraptor (0)
- 05: At least it’s not field hockey (3)
- 04: Want cyborg teddy! (0)
- 03: Little Cindi Cyborg (0)
- 02: Truculent Guitar Blastocyte (3)
- 01: Giganto-Schism (1)
- September 2012 (17)
- 28: Pete and Dud: Aversion Therapy (0)
- 27: When a man loves a woman very, very much… (0)
- 26: Ask General Kang: I have a hot date tonight — should I wear boxers or briefs? (2)
- 25: Always look at the fine print (0)
- 24: Film Review: Transfer (0)
- 20: Dr. Tundra enters a bar … (3)
- 19: Cheese Pyrates! Revenge of the Crimson Parrots (4)
- 18: Cheese Pyrates! (6)
- 17: Ask General Kang: Are there pirates where you come from? (0)
- 16: Pirate Monkey (0)
- 14: Pirate Therapy (2)
- 10: Foot Apparel for the Discerning and Fearless Lady (2)
- 09: Robot week (0)
- 07: Waiting for the razor-blade singularity (1)
- 06: The technological singularity: possible outcomes (0)
- 05: Municipal Investment Strategies for the Technological Singularity (1)
- 04: When Roombas Attack: The Singularity (0)
- August 2012 (23)
- 31: Ask General Kang: How do you choose a new leader? (6)
- 30: Thag not like mornings! (0)
- 29: Clown Apocalypse: Buffoonibilism (0)
- 28: Clown Apocalypse: The Sexy Cataclysm (2)
- 27: Clown Apocalypse: The European Atrocity (2)
- 24: Ask General Kang: Should I be afraid of the semicolon? (11)
- 23: Clown Apocalypse: Beach Happies (0)
- 22: Clown Apocalypse: Moments of Hilarity (1)
- 21: Clown Apocalypse: The Day the Laughter Died (6)
- 20: Clown Apocalypse (7)
- 17: Ask General Kang: Would you ever consider running for public office? (0)
- 16: An Open Letter to John Hodgman, Minor Celebrity (0)
- 16: Fitted Sheets — Perfectly Cromulent Folding Instructions (0)
- 14: Ask General Kang: A long question… (0)
- 13: Aging Nostalgia (0)
- 10: I Have Not Lingered In European Monasteries (0)
- 09: What is art? (0)
- 08: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: Ruff ‘n Ready in Merry Olde England (Part 15) (0)
- 07: Ask General Kang: Do you have a profile on Facebook? (0)
- 06: Spikey messiah (0)
- 03: Bathtime Follies (1)
- 02: The Mash-Up Mentality (0)
- 01: How to be a Visionary (0)
- July 2012 (21)
- 31: Ask General Kang: Did you have the Olympics on your home world? (0)
- 30: Where all the aliens at? (0)
- 27: Ask General Kang: Apparently, only one in four people read a book last year — how can we improve that figure? (1)
- 26: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#32) (0)
- 24: Hand drawn grids (0)
- 23: Famous Paintings with SF Titles: The Grondak Slayer (0)
- 20: Ask General Kang: I’ve just started high school, and I wonder, how I can improve my self-esteem? (0)
- 19: But Batman is lonely too, Sad Spaceman (0)
- 19: What to do with Stonehenge, and other reasons science is good (0)
- 17: Trojan War Vets Could Never Make It In Today’s World (0)
- 16: Ask General Kang: What is the best approach of making first contact with a race that thinks of your species as food? (0)
- 13: Those Pernicious Business Clichés (0)
- 12: "Taking the Waters" (8)
- 11: Cartoons have problems too (2)
- 10: Warning: you don’t have Spidey-reflexes (0)
- 09: Ask General Kang: How do you deal with procrastination? (5)
- 06: Flying (0)
- 05: Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Becomes King (1)
- 04: Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Meets the Minotaur (2)
- 03: Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Goes to Crete (2)
- 02: Important data on sexy notes (0)
- June 2012 (23)
- 28: Dr. Tundra admits he has a problem (4)
- 27: Plato was a riot! (0)
- 26: The 70s called (0)
- 25: They say talent skips a generation (0)
- 22: Pirate Therapy – download for free! (0)
- 21: A Life of Adventure (0)
- 20: An explosion of taste (0)
- 19: Ask General Kang: What is the right amount of blogging? (5)
- 18: The Beard Wars, an Oral History (0)
- 17: Is it worth it? (0)
- 15: The Disney Gang (0)
- 14: Time Travel Sucks (2)
- 13: Introducing the Venkman Brothers (0)
- 12: A bloody funny book, plus giveaways (0)
- 12: The erotic possibilities of zombie domination (2)
- 11: An Unlikely Apocalypse (1)
- 09: Ask General Kang: I heard the Pentagon experimented with a ‘gay bomb’ — do you have a favorite non-lethal weapon? (0)
- 08: Pantomime Jaw-Warbler (0)
- 07: Byron’s Epic Swims: The Alps (0)
- 06: Improving Old Movies: Roman Holiday (0)
- 05: Don’t blink or you’ll miss the best part (0)
- 05: Short conversations: Merlot (0)
- 01: The captain was a worry (0)
- May 2012 (22)
- 31: Byron’s Epic Swims: Leaving England (0)
- 30: Miss Atomic Test, Las Vegas (1957) (0)
- 29: Would you rather be punched in the face than join Klout? (0)
- 28: Why doesn’t SF produce “big idea” books anymore? (0)
- 28: The Trustworthiness of Beards (0)
- 27: An unwavering band of light (0)
- 26: What is that all over his economy? Ants! (0)
- 26: Save on paperbacks! (0)
- 25: Ask General Kang: What do you do when you ask God to smite your enemies, but no smiting ensues? (0)
- 23: The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Americans (0)
- 22: The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Brits (0)
- 18: Why Canadians celebrate Queen Victoria’s birthday (1)
- 17: Baboon-Washing Club Rules (0)
- 16: And now a word from John Cleese, the devil (0)
- 15: The Safety Word Is "Kaisershaft" (0)
- 10: The Phrase Freak: Moving Forward (5)
- 09: Ask General Kang: What musical instrument should I learn? (0)
- 08: Ender’s Game (0)
- 07: Ask General Kang: I can’t stop playing Civilization V. Can you help? (1)
- 04: The Stranger (The Outsider) (1)
- 03: Ask General Kang: Is it technically cannibalism if all you eat is a pinkie? (0)
- 02: The Catcher in the Rye (2)
- April 2012 (26)
- 30: Lord of the Flies (0)
- 27: Dune (3)
- 26: Feeding the Beast (1)
- 25: Classics of Travel Literature — The Odyssey & The Hobbit (0)
- 24: Ask General Kang: I’m freaking out! I’ve just learned the earth will be destroyed by the sun. Is it true? (0)
- 23: The Fellowship of the Ring (4)
- 21: Laundry bills (2)
- 20: Tales of the Second Amendment (1)
- 19: Fatal Beatings (0)
- 18: Prophesatire: Network (0)
- 16: Orthodoxy is unconsciousness (0)
- 16: Ancient Irish Tumblr Facts (0)
- 13: Rocket wearing a fez (0)
- 12: When your imaginary friend is a jerk (0)
- 11: Death of a humanist (2)
- 11: The Phrase Freak: Specific Timetable (3)
- 11: Have spare change — will travel (0)
- 10: Woody Allen’s Hemingway Is Hilarious (0)
- 08: Remembrances of Rabbits Past (2)
- 06: Beekeeping (0)
- 05: Just as it should be (2)
- 05: Economics 101 (0)
- 04: Hitler Sings! And the First Irish Moon-shot (0)
- 03: Ampersand wearing a fez (2)
- 02: The Goon Show: Tales of Men’s Shirts (0)
- 01: Out-of-context quotes from my work in progress (2)
- March 2012 (25)
- 31: How green are Arthur C. Clarke’s predictions? (1)
- 30: Memories of Antietam (0)
- 29: Yet another NEW piece by Mozart discovered (0)
- 27: Taxonomy of things (1)
- 27: God is not a statistician (1)
- 26: Colonel Sanders Crosses the Delaware (1)
- 26: The history of English in 10 minutes (0)
- 25: Why Everyone Should Read Cat’s Cradle (0)
- 23: Butterscotch Pie (0)
- 22: For my art nerd, nerd-nerd friends (1)
- 22: Local man wins big after rolling up rim (3)
- 21: The collapse of the Easter Island civilization, finally explained (0)
- 21: Peter Pan: Worst Spaceman Ever (0)
- 20: Pirate Therapy and Other Cures (0)
- 16: March of the Angry, Fuming, Vengeful Penguins (0)
- 15: Solar storms spur huge aurora borealis (0)
- 14: Kurt Vonnegut on the shape of stories (0)
- 13: My two favourite David Lean edits (0)
- 12: Ad hominem rules for writing (0)
- 10: Opinionated inanimate objects (0)
- 09: Vermeer’s Girl With Funky Hat About to Be Sucked Into A Naked Singularity (3)
- 08: Shall I compare thee, in chart form, to a summer’s day (0)
- 06: Not totally worthless: why videos go viral (on YouTube) (0)
- 05: The dream of flight (0)
- 02: How politicians explain the stock market (0)
- February 2012 (20)
- 29: Problems on the home front (0)
- 28: Censorship in Canada, 2010-2011 (0)
- 27: Humor: an evolutionary explanation (0)
- 27: In the ancient days (0)
- 24: Dreamscapes: The Stars Go Out (0)
- 22: Online surveillance satisfaction team (1)
- 22: New constellation discovered! (0)
- 21: Sad Spaceman reads too much Camus (0)
- 19: It’s a snap! (2)
- 17: Torpor, Ennui, the End of the Universe (0)
- 16: The Encounter (0)
- 15: Ask General Kang: Is our universe somebody’s hobby? Cause I’ve got a few choice words for the dude if it is.
- 14: Revenge of the font nerd (0)
- 13: A Merchant Banker Returns to the Farm (0)
- 11: The Old Spaghettification Swimmin’ Hole (1)
- 10: Mash-up apotheosis? (0)
- 10: A Valentine’s Day gift to remember (0)
- 09: Surreal Morning (0)
- 07: Survival Tips for Tiny and Polite Humans (1)
- 06: Orwell: The Prevention of Literature (0)
- January 2012 (13)
- 30: Kurt Vonnegut’s Only Rule (0)
- 30: The modern primate (0)
- 28: Making America better, one bullet at a time (0)
- 28: A Bottle and a Friend (0)
- 22: This is a scream (0)
- 19: Grocery Store Robots by Patton Oswalt (0)
- 18: Joining the SOPA bandwagon (0)
- 16: Pretty much the only way a nuclear explosion is fun (0)
- 16: Octopuses' Garden (1)
- 10: Fotoshop by Adobé (0)
- 09: Evard Munch: The Revenant of Kristiania (0)
- 03: Politicians don't grok satire though (0)
- 03: Code monkey humor (0)
- December 2011 (19)
- 24: Christmas Carnage! (0)
- 23: The Night Santa Went Crazy (1)
- 22: Give a Little Monkeyjoy this holiday (0)
- 21: Trooper Jinglo at home (0)
- 20: One of the Magi Explains About the Myrrh (6)
- 20: Jesus visits the Denver Broncos (1)
- 16: Sad Spaceman Sighs (0)
- 14: Troy and Abed — Christmas Infiltration (0)
- 13: A Traditional 'Christmas' at the Tundra Household (3)
- 11: Indie Book Blowout (0)
- 09: Ask General Kang: Do you have Santa Claus on your home planet? (4)
- 08: Charlie Brown: shallow bastard (1)
- 07: Unwanted Christmas Gifts Through the Ages (5)
- 06: Space Lunchbox would be a great name for a band (0)
- 05: Christmas Shoes – Patton Oswalt (1)
- 02: More plaudits for Marvellous Hairy — it’s like that! (0)
- 02: Sad Spaceman doesn't read Nietzsche (0)
- 01: Why Those 25 Things About You Aren't "Random" (4)
- 01: Literary horror stories (0)
- November 2011 (27)
- 30: The Tyranny and Creativity of a Word Count (1)
- 29: Top rejected final messages from David Bowman (spoilers) (0)
- 28: Time travel/pop culture mashups with humor potential (0)
- 25: Sad Spaceman worries about his tubes (0)
- 23: Sad Spaceman needs to cut the cord (0)
- 22: Sad Spaceman regrets breakfast (0)
- 21: 99-cents for the holidays! (0)
- 21: Sad Spaceman gets philosophical (0)
- 20: Congrats to the winner of the Kindle Giveaway (0)
- 18: Why your cat sits in the most inconvenient place possible (0)
- 17: Rejected names for the London Rippers (1)
- 16: The Merchant Banker Awards (0)
- 15: Survivor Jerusalem: Crucifixion Island (3)
- 14: The Future Is Frenzied (2)
- 13: Zach Galifianakis interview Charlize Theron (0)
- 12: Zach Galifianakis interviews Bruce Willis (0)
- 11: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Battle of Vimy Ridge Edition) (1)
- 11: The stinky choices available in New Egonia (0)
- 10: Tundra Reports: Tim Horton's Honeys (0)
- 09: Squirrelly (5)
- 08: And how would you like your Marcel Duchamp prepared sir? (6)
- 07: Ask General Kang: Do you enjoy daylight savings time? (0)
- 06: Smoke 'em if you got 'em (0)
- 04: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November (2)
- 03: Ask General Kang: If a blogger blogs in the forest, and nobody is around to read it, does it exist? (0)
- 02: The six essentials every writer must have (3)
- 01: Indelicate lists: synonyms for "virgin" (0)
- October 2011 (19)
- 31: The Halloween Feast of Madness Bird (0)
- 30: You know, you can always be TOO serious (0)
- 30: Jerry Seinfeld on Halloween (0)
- 27: The worst toilet in Switzerland (2)
- 25: Blogger dies of exposure (5)
- 24: Writing: driving you slowly mad (0)
- 21: Where Have All the Readers Gone? (3)
- 20: SO glad it's not just me (0)
- 19: Star-crossed lovers (0)
- 18: Arrow Shirts, for the lady's head fancier (0)
- 17: Too much Matrix (0)
- 14: Boba Fett writes in his journal (2)
- 13: Spike Milligan makes fun of Hitler & Prince Charles (0)
- 12: This could work (0)
- 11: Places where you can help save primates (0)
- 11: How to open a door (and be awesome) (3)
- 10: A middle year satori (0)
- 08: Yes, I'm aware of the irony (0)
- 04: Ten rules for writing fiction — a collection of quotes (0)
- September 2011 (21)
- 30: Insecurities Worksheet (0)
- 29: Every little thing gonna be all right (0)
- 28: Too damn hot! (0)
- 27: A writer writes (0)
- 25: Hidden quirky smile (0)
- 22: Socially Dysfunctional (0)
- 20: Worth the risk (0)
- 20: Early Greek Irony Machine (0)
- 19: Flash fiction: Jesussic Park (0)
- 16: Fun, fun, fun (0)
- 15: Dog Threat Level Meter (0)
- 14: Technological singularity support (0)
- 12: Win a Kindle! (3)
- 12: It's about the eggs (0)
- 12: We all break a few eggs too, don’t we? (0)
- 11: Damn you brain! (0)
- 08: Gather round the radium fire (0)
- 06: Everyone's a critic (2)
- 05: Taking one for the team (0)
- 02: Stiff Upper, and So Forth (2)
- 01: The Smears of a Clown
- August 2011 (17)
- 31: Somewhere in the Heartland (0)
- 30: Belgium, circa 1906 (2)
- 26: The Evils of Commerce (2)
- 25: The Tradition Continues (4)
- 23: Beach Babes of Vision (4)
- 20: Why I still kill trees to proof manuscripts (0)
- 19: E-nnui (2)
- 18: The love that dare not speak its name (2)
- 17: Catholic school (2)
- 15: We have technology backwards (0)
- 11: Ask General Kang: Can you explain how international finances work? (3)
- 09: Ask General Kang: Is it a correction? Please tell me it's just a correction! Should I sell? (1)
- 08: The Marvellous Kindle Giveaway (0)
- 04: Smurf-cutters (5)
- 03: Hamster Naming Guide, 2008 Protocols (0)
- 02: Efficacy of male archetypes in apocalyptic scenarios (0)
- 01: False nostalgia (1)
- July 2011 (32)
- 29: Dobby Lives, and he's Harry Potter's friend! (2)
- 28: Skin harvesting on a pretty blue planet (3)
- 27: The Minkey that Stole the Pink Panther: Chief Inspector Dreyfus (0)
- 26: The 7th Royal Jedburgh Thespian Reivers (0)
- 24: Glory vs. Effort (0)
- 22: The Labour Party's response to Margaret Thatcher (0)
- 22: There's a fly in my soup (0)
- 21: Weather forecast for the UK (0)
- 21: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Voyage's End (1)
- 20: A tribute to the late Sir Edward Elgar (0)
- 20: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Freeze the Brass… (0)
- 19: Click Clunk — you'll never have a bath again (0)
- 19: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Kiss-meat (4)
- 18: Hitler Sings! (0)
- 18: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: The English Disease (0)
- 17: Slave Leia — a public service announcement by Kaley Cuoco (0)
- 17: I hate it when I get an attack of the Arrr-Jim-Lads (0)
- 16: The problem with Superman (0)
- 15: Bob Newhart's call from Walter Raleigh (1)
- 15: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Onions (2)
- 14: No, no . . . we don't go there (0)
- 14: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Amazonia (3)
- 13: Tonto say "no information" for Kemosabe (0)
- 13: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Birdman (2)
- 12: Bill Cosby: Right, Noah's Ark (2)
- 12: Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Cochlea (0)
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- 24: Ask General Kang: Miss Manners says it has to be 97 degrees out before I don't have to wear nylons. What do you think? (2)
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- 20: You post to your blog, not blog to your blog! (0)
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- 28: Idioms Explained (1)
- 25: “Funny, absurd, captivating, and unique” (0)
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- 23: This would make BioShock even more tragic (0)
- 22: Why are you feeling sad for the computer? (0)
- 21: Humans invented tools for the convenience (0)
- 18: Free Fiction Fridays: At Recess, There Will Be Worms (0)
- 18: Friday Fiction: At Recess, There Will Be Worms (0)
- 17: O'Danny Boy! (0)
- 17: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost attempt Star Wars (0)
- 16: Ask General Kang: How do you treat visiting dignitaries? (0)
- 14: The Book Fetish review of Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 14: Disquieting Postcards I’ve Recently Received from My Future Self (0)
- 14: Jesus — the Forrest Gump of saviours (0)
- 14: The Mash-Up Mentality (0)
- 14: Server software — the Forrest Gump of the web (0)
- 11: Fiction Fridays: The Afrikaners of East Nissouri (2)
- 10: Grant Wood's The Aliens Among Us (0)
- 09: Apple is just getting cocky now (0)
- 07: What's all this, then? (1)
- 04: Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason … hilarious, with unreasonable blurbs (0)
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- 23: There's nothing better than a rich inner life (0)
- 22: Or it could be he just never outgrew the 80s (0)
- 21: Ask General Kang: Should I declare bankruptcy? (0)
- 17: It also makes you look sad (1)
- 16: A scruff of beards (0)
- 15: Ask General Kang: How do you address the work-life balance? (0)
- 14: Being Marika (2)
- 11: Fiction Fridays: Scientific dating (3)
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- 07: You know, the new price is pretty low too (0)
- 03: And now for the traditional sitting down of the Americans … (0)
- 02: Marvellous Hairy excerpt … the monkeyization begins (3) (1)
- 01: Marvellous Hairy excerpt … the monkeyization begins (2) (1)
- January 2011 (21)
- 31: Marvellous Hairy excerpt … the monkeyization begins (1) (0)
- 28: The tragedy of Internet addiction (1)
- 28: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Letter from Wolfers Edition) (2)
- 27: Gout that Out! (2)
- 26: Ask General Kang: Total strangers keep offering me a "free hug". What should I do? (1)
- 25: The Infographic Explained (0)
- 25: Pirates, Vikings and The Lost Boys (6)
- 24: Humans: Not As Complicated As You'd Think (0)
- 21: Alternate History Fridays: The Consolation of Victory
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- 18: PM discloses previously hidden agenda (4)
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- 11: Existential graphic design (3)
- 10: A dystopia in which we can all believe (2)
- 10: If the Suicide Girls ran a suicide prevention hotline (1)
- 06: Dynastic Ambitions (2)
- 04: Last chance to get Marvellous Hairy for $1.99! (0)
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- 03: The banished words list: futility in the Age of Fail (1)
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- 20: Homicidal St. Nick (1)
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- 17: Druids, pagans protest naming of Christmas tree (5)
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- 06: Classics of Literature — Ender's Game (3)
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- 23: Geoge Carlin Defines Irony (0)
- 19: Ancient Hominid Thawed! (3)
- 18: Warrantee-Free! (1)
- 17: Alternate History: The Tragedy of William Tell (1)
- 16: But what killed the unicorn? (1)
- 15: Dr. Tundra Perfects the Whatsit Upgrade (1)
- 12: Must read, or the clown will kill me (0)
- 12: Damn you autocorrect (1)
- 08: Classics of Literature — Books with Animals (#1) (3)
- 08: Always check your sample size (2)
- 05: Relationships: a visual helper (0)
- 03: Classics of Literature — Dystopias & Post-Apocalyptic Hijinks (#1) (0)
- 02: That's capitalism! (0)
- October 2010 (22)
- 31: Mercury Falls re-release (0)
- 28: How to manipulate writers (2)
- 27: Winner of the Canada Reads t-shirt pimping prize (0)
- 27: Winner of the Canada Reads t-shirt pimping prize (0)
- 27: Ukrainian bathtub fireworks (0)
- 26: Ask General Kang: How should I pick an eyebrow shape? (0)
- 25: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#33) (2)
- 23: There's still time to nominate Marvellous Hairy as an essential Canadian novel (1)
- 22: Poll: Is KFC's new "Double Down" one of the 47 Signs of the Apocalypse? (0)
- 22: You can almost smell the Canada Reads longlist! (0)
- 18: Four more potentially uncontroversial reasons why Marvellous Hairy is an essential Canadian novel (2)
- 18: Enfant terrible (0)
- 15: Cindy and The Ravens (0)
- 14: The dizzying heights of political debate (0)
- 12: Nine Reasons Why Marvellous Hairy Is An Essential Canadian Novel (1)
- 08: Nine Reasons Why Marvellous Hairy Is An Essential Canadian Novel (1)
- 07: An awesome mind map of Online Communities by xkcd (0)
- 06: Highly recommended by the Midwest Book Review (0)
- 06: Vote! Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures (0)
- 06: In your FACE, Proust! (0)
- 05: Vintage Ads & Other Microfictions (0)
- 01: Re-Tweet, THEN Read (0)
- September 2010 (28)
- 29: New flash fiction is up at Defenestration – Literary Humor (0)
- 29: Still time to enter the Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures contest (0)
- 28: Ask General Kang: I can't stop playing Civilization V. Can you help? (3)
- 27: Further evidence that Superman is the laziest superhero (3)
- 24: Why Everyone Should Read Cat’s Cradle (0)
- 23: The persistence of pop culture (0)
- 19: Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures, so far so good (0)
- 17: Beat this video, man (0)
- 17: More insightful and interesting reviews for Marvellous Hairy at Amazon.com (0)
- 16: Lecturing, shiny paper style (0)
- 14: Does your robot rule, so to speak? (1)
- 14: Ask General Kang: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. How do I know for sure?
- 13: Arthur C. Clark, wicked smart prognosticator (0)
- 13: Everyone needs a hobby (0)
- 12: Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures, Mark II (15)
- 10: Why everyone should read Cat's Cradle (0)
- 10: Go Tuck (erize) Yourself Winners (0)
- 10: Matrix, Dude (0)
- 10: Things to put out of your mind on vacation (0)
- 09: The Tatooine Rhapsody (0)
- 09: Why we never see Superman anymore (0)
- 08: Your chance at immortality, books, and random crap! (0)
- 07: Excruciating Album Cover Art – Ignatz Topolino (1)
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- 01: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Fancy (Raving Queen) (4)
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- 30: Contest: extended to September 9th! (0)
- 27: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Let Me Touch Him (0)
- 26: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Cerrone's Paradise (1)
- 25: Excruciating Album Cover Art — God's Power (0)
- 24: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Tijuana Picnic (5)
- 23: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Milk Man (5)
- 21: Contest: win a role in my next novel (0)
- 20: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Satan Is Real (5)
- 19: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to yOH MY GOD! (0)
- 19: Excruciating Album Cover Art — Heino (13)
- 18: The Big Lebowski D&D Alignment Chart (1)
- 17: You should probably be high when you watch this (2)
- 14: Review: Shelf Monkey (0)
- 13: Review: Valley of Day-Glo (0)
- 12: Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs for Robots (3)
- 11: The innevitable toaster uprising (2)
- 10: Professor Quippy: Writers beware, those rejection notes have a cost (0)
- 09: New column at Grasping for the Wind (0)
- 09: Evolving into homo informavore (0)
- 09: Your chance at immortality, books, and random crap! (3)
- 04: Another chance at a kind of immortality! (0)
- 04: A Venn Diagram for Higher Education Marketers (0)
- 03: Refugees from the Zombie Apocalypse (0)
- 01: Famous Paintings with SF Titles — The Gallery (2)
- July 2010 (34)
- 30: The rush of heaven downward & other short fictions (0)
- 30: The tragedy of bad design (0)
- 29: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#34) (0)
- 28: Renoir's The Festival of Slorg (1)
- 27: Marvellous Hairy — on Kindle now for $3.99! (0)
- 27: Marvellous Hairy — on Kindle now for $3.99! (0)
- 22: Professor Quippy: Research shows chatting with babes is good for a man's mental health (0)
- 21: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#35) (0)
- 19: Lush, lyrical and strangely moving experimental fiction (0)
- 16: Edvard Munch's Face-Melting Attack of the Tragdorg Armada (0)
- 16: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#36) (0)
- 15: Van Gogh's Close Encounters with the Slorg-Men of Auculus VI (3)
- 15: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#37) (4)
- 14: Derivative Python: Nudge, Nudge (2)
- 13: Anyone fancy a pint? (0)
- 13: Training monkeys to be terrorists (0)
- 13: Forty-seven signs of the apocalypse (#38) (3)
- 12: Vital Fluid: A Mesmerizing Review (0)
- 12: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#39) (2)
- 12: Vital Fluid: A Mesmerizing Review (0)
- 11: Until you invent a lunch gun, I'll have the failure pile in a sadness bowl (0)
- 10: Meat Treat — A Lunchtime Odyssey (0)
- 09: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#40) (4)
- 08: Vampire Kitteh (0)
- 08: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#41) (6)
- 07: 10 chick flick clichés (0)
- 07: Forty-seven signs of the Apocalypse (#42) (0)
- 06: Paranoia in Perspective: The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrope (0)
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- 05: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#44) (0)
- 04: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#45) (0)
- 04: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#46) (1)
- 03: Forty-seven signs of the Apocalypse (#47) (1)
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- 28: Bob, descendant of Queen Victoria, was never a joiner (0)
- 25: The mind-bending fury of monkey-pirate-robot-ninja-zombie (0)
- 25: 6 excellent reasons not to have an opinion outside the "designated speech area" (1)
- 23: Zoe Reads: Marvellous Hairy is odd, odd, odd (0)
- 23: Ask General Kang: If you were running the World Cup, would you ban the vuvuzela? (0)
- 22: Forget rock-paper-scissors, I'm playing monkey-pirate-robot-ninja-zombie! (21)
- 22: I always wondered why the Vitruvian Man looked so grumpy (0)
- 22: Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles Go Medieval On Shredder's Ass (0)
- 16: Carol Burnett Star Trek Parody (0)
- 14: Japanese vegetables commit Hari-Kurry (2)
- 09: Grumpy gibbon (1)
- 07: Parsing the want ads (2)
- 03: Worst. Dystopia. Ever. (0)
- 02: More disturbing Olympic Mascots (2)
- 01: Professor Quippy: Raising Narcissists (0)
- 01: Fractured Fairy Tales: The Ugly Duckling (0)
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- 31: The Fabulous Toast Brothers (0)
- 30: Urban American Gothic (2)
- 28: Recent shorts: “Rebranding Thor” in Defenestration (0)
- 28: Bear practicing his bo stick (0)
- 20: Marshmallow sundae (0)
- 18: You can smell the irony (0)
- 17: Vote on a new cover for Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 14: Spidy can dance! (0)
- 13: The Perils of Being a Font Geek (0)
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- 04: Taking It To the Limit (0)
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- 30: Self Awarness Infographic (0)
- 28: Come on Baby, Do the Locomotion (1)
- 27: Hello, My Name Is Indigo Montoya (1)
- 26: Tell Me About Your Mother (0)
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- 21: Bad news, good reviews (0)
- 21: Oh noes, they've "suspended" Bond film (0)
- 19: A Good Walk Spoiled (0)
- 16: Dante's Internet (1)
- 15: Pallas Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and Kicking Ass (0)
- 14: Daisy, Daisy, Call on the Cthulu (0)
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- 11: Underachieving AT-AT #3 (0)
- 10: Underachieving AT-AT #2 (0)
- 09: Underachieving AT-AT #1 (0)
- 08: Eventually, you're going to need a robo-nun (2)
- 01: Revelation 22:13 (0)
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- 29: Indicia (0)
- 25: Trend Forecast (0)
- 25: It's not like that at all … or is it? (1)
- 23: Own the angles — kickass Facebook profile pics (0)
- 19: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Is Happening Somewhere (0)
- 18: Anxious Queue (0)
- 17: Evolution at work (0)
- 16: Looking for a new publishing model? Venture capitalism. (0)
- 16: Darth Vader at the Death Star Canteen (4)
- 16: Video game bosses try to rally their troops (0)
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- 12: The Styrophone (0)
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- 04: Twenty-Eight Tequilas Later (0)
- 02: Mother's Little Helper (0)
- 01: The Slovakian (0)
- February 2010 (21)
- 26: Honor Societies (by xkcd) (2)
- 25: Epic Tales of Adventure (1)
- 23: Proud Sponsor (0)
- 23: Oh My God, It Won't Stop! (1)
- 22: Smirk-worthy: Marvellous Hairy (1)
- 19: Your Friday BeardCast (2)
- 18: Bunny dreams of surfing (3)
- 17: The CTV Olympic news cycle (5)
- 15: The problem with the apocalypse (0)
- 12: Things You Can Do On the Tea Party Nation Website (0)
- 12: “People think I have the power because I have the monkeys…” (0)
- 12: Special Valentine's Day Cards (3)
- 11: Winter Olympics: Naked Fire Luge, Bottomless Ski Jumping, Explo-Curling (9)
- 10: “A Hilarious Romp” (0)
- 10: Winter Olympics: Polar Biathlon (2)
- 09: Winter Olympics: Ultimate Couples Ice Dance (0)
- 08: I’ve been LOBOed (0)
- 08: Really Exploitative Winter Olympic Sports (1)
- 05: Don't make me Zardoz you (3)
- 03: Mindmapping Explained (0)
- 01: Professor Quippy: Danger Jokes (1)
- January 2010 (25)
- 29: Seaside Holiday
- 28: iPad Cartoon Template (3)
- 28: Ostern Geruchwochenende (Easter Smellweekend) (1)
- 27: Controversy on Campus (0)
- 26: BBC to preview Chimp-O-Vision (0)
- 26: Bibendum's Career Woes (0)
- 25: Amadeus Rocks Another Reader (0)
- 25: Wankle Rotary Engine (0)
- 22: Early Adopter (0)
- 21: The Annals of Flossing (0)
- 20: Bowling (2)
- 19: At the Grocer's (0)
- 18: All At Sea (3)
- 14: Been Champ Beaned Champ (2)
- 13: Regarding Avatar and sexy banana slugs (1)
- 12: Monkeys and apes can talk, so why don’t they? (0)
- 11: The Productive Cough Hocks Up a Loogie of Praise (0)
- 11: It's good to be king! (1)
- 09: Tease (0)
- 08: Cubistry at Work (0)
- 05: Chester Takes a Snap (0)
- 04: Lolconqueror (0)
- 03: A Star Forlorn (0)
- 02: At the bottling plant (1)
- 01: 2010: How the Earth Ends (3)
- December 2009 (20)
- 31: Jolly Good Chappie (1)
- 30: At the Abattoir (1)
- 29: A Proposal: The Uber-List (1)
- 29: Marvellous Hairy on the Canada Also Reads longlist! (0)
- 29: Boozy Vervets (0)
- 29: Gunter tries again (2)
- 28: Alonsy Is Late (1)
- 17: Taekwondo – monkey style! (0)
- 14: Simply Fabulist — another happy review (0)
- 14: Are you SAD? (10)
- 11: What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to one another? (0)
- 11: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Pope Leo X Edition) (0)
- 10: Professor Quippy: A counterintuitive cannabis story (2)
- 09: 12 reasons why Alejna won’t be giving Marvellous Hairy to her mother-in-law (0)
- 09: The Beatles 3000 (0)
- 08: An early attempt (0)
- 07: Craziest interview yet at Bookgasm (0)
- 02: A fake Mark interviews a real one, and vice versa (0)
- 01: Reviewer includes Marvellous Hairy in top four satires (2)
- 01: Tundra Reviews: 2012 Blows Up REAL Good (2)
- November 2009 (29)
- 26: Ever see a chimp mailing Christmas cards? (0)
- 26: Cop kicks cat! Film at 11 (0)
- 24: Why I won’t be signing up for the ironically named “Open” Salon (0)
- 24: Ohhhhhhhhh-din! Viking Romance! (2)
- 24: Virtual Tour — Cool Blog Name to Come (0)
- 23: Interview: Lorina Stephens of Five Rivers Publishing (1)
- 23: Proof that I'm not obsessed with monkeys (0)
- 20: The Magic Donkey (0)
- 19: Marvellous Hairy is now an eBook at Smashwords! (0)
- 19: Marvellous Hairy is now an eBook! (0)
- 18: Seeking cherub-monkey parity — the conversation continues (6)
- 17: Writted good! (0)
- 17: Watch out for the Mattress Police! (2)
- 17: I love lamp … no, wait (1)
- 16: Virtual Tour continues at Book Screening (1)
- 16: Ask General Kang: I just read a novel about a guy being turned into a monkey — is that possible? (2)
- 14: SMarts London — Social Media and the Arts (0)
- 13: Cormac McCarthy, author of The Road, on the future length of the book (2)
- 12: Why we can speak and chimps can’t (0)
- 12: A short history of YouTube (0)
- 10: Did the naked biped get that way swimming? (0)
- 10: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Henri Bergson Edition) (1)
- 09: Virtual Book Tour for Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 09: The Lost Power Point Slides (Edgar Rice Burroughs Edition) (0)
- 05: Great Revarticle in The Beat (0)
- 04: The Button (0)
- 03: Webmonkee creates book trailer for Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 02: Go Tuck (erize) Yourself Winners (0)
- 02: Ubiquity Twelve and the Follicle Twins (1)
- October 2009 (27)
- 30: For God’s Sake, Give the Man a Chair (1)
- 29: The History Of Medicine In A Nutshell (3)
- 29: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Final Episodes! (0)
- 28: Practical Metafiction — How Would You Write Yourself (2)
- 27: Go Tuck (erize) Yourself — The Tuckerization (0)
- 27: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Thirteen (0)
- 27: Thrashing awesome etiquette! (0)
- 26: Let's Squish Our Fruits Together (0)
- 26: Another well-written, insightful review of Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 23: The Creative Mind of Dr. Ronald Chevalier (1)
- 23: The Shelf Monkey Reviews the Marvellous Hairy Monkey (0)
- 21: Houston, we have a book trailer (2)
- 21: Playzombie Centerfold Believes in Intelligent Design (and Astrology) (1)
- 20: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Twelve (0)
- 19: Do monkeys mind if you cheat at blackjack (2)
- 19: New poll shows Canadian voters not apathetic, but in existential crisis (0)
- 16: Discussions of The Amadeus Net (1)
- 16: The power of a great story – fun Canal + ad (2)
- 13: Variations (On Phase) Review of Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 13: Understanding the Facebook generation (at least, its males) (1)
- 12: I'm Thankful for Kurt Vonnegut (4)
- 09: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts – Episode Eleven (0)
- 08: A family affair (2)
- 06: The pleasures of the pod (0)
- 06: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Ten (0)
- 05: You've just been shagged by a rare ground parrot (0)
- 01: The Carnival of Satire (#117) (3)
- September 2009 (35)
- 29: Go Tuck (erize) Yourself! (2)
- 29: Go Tuck (erize) Yourself! (7)
- 29: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Nine (0)
- 29: What's virgin mean? (1)
- 28: Headline: The Annual Faculty-Student Mixer a Great Success (0)
- 24: The Legend of Pokadot Joe (0)
- 23: Podioracket — finding new books in podcast form (0)
- 23: The infinite monkey theorem (1)
- 23: And now for something completely different: talking animals (1)
- 22: WTF? Harper ditches Summit on Climate Change! (2)
- 22: Irony Alert! Alcohol protects your brain from head injuries (3)
- 22: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Eight (0)
- 21: Piles of fun (1)
- 20: Funny ads (0)
- 20: A Better Pencil: context for the digital revolution (1)
- 19: Welcome to Her Majesty's Military Academy for Muscular Gents! (1)
- 18: Professor Quippy: Women can't keep secrets (0)
- 17: Curing colour-blind monkeys (0)
- 17: Practical Existentialism (0)
- 16: Stormtroopers reminisce about the Death Star (4)
- 16: Ah, the ducet tones of smooth jazz (0)
- 15: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts – Episode Seven (0)
- 13: Alternate Canadas: One Last WorldCon Recap (0)
- 11: Woo! “Witty and Entertaining” (0)
- 11: Have it your way (5)
- 10: Helping the constabulary with their inquiries (2)
- 09: The Death of Print, Generational Divides, and Why I’m Joining Writer’s Union of Canada (5)
- 08: Listen to Marvellous Hairy at Podiobooks.com (0)
- 08: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts – Episode Six (0)
- 04: Kiss long and prosper — Trek Yourself (2)
- 03: Stanley Kubrick Bloopers (0)
- 03: The Marvellous Hairy Podcasts (0)
- 02: I want my mummy (3)
- 01: Professor Quippy: Obnoxious? Check. Thick-necked? Check. Bully? Check. (0)
- 01: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Five (4)
- August 2009 (29)
- 31: Cop arrested for feeding the gorillas … pop-tarts (0)
- 31: The New Season of Mad Men (0)
- 28: Boating (0)
- 26: Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar (redux) (0)
- 24: Marvellous Hairy Podcasts — Episode Four (1)
- 24: Venn Diagrams of Publishing, Hypocrisy and Despair (0)
- 21: It's like every parent's nightmare (0)
- 20: If you watch carefully at the end, you can see the dog laughing (0)
- 20: Now THAT’s how you do a book trailer (5)
- 18: Thoughts on New Media from WorldCon (1)
- 18: Thag not fooling himself! (5)
- 17: The Marvellous Hairy Podcasts (0)
- 17: Marvellous Hairy — Episode Three (0)
- 14: Book Giveaway on GoodReads (0)
- 14: Thag angry! Teenager bad! (1)
- 13: Thag not talk much! (0)
- 12: Making all husbands look bad at WorldCon: signing story (3)
- 12: Listen to my new novel, Marvellous Hairy (0)
- 11: Marvellous Hairy — Episode Two (2)
- 11: Thag not grok milk! (4)
- 10: Thag grok cow! (1)
- 07: The Magic of Lowered Expectations, and Other WorldCon Notes (0)
- 07: Thag not grok big bottoms! (2)
- 06: MARVELLOUS HAIRY Podcast (0)
- 05: Thag Go Grunka Gathering! (2)
- 04: Marvellous Hairy – Episode One (6)
- 04: Thag not center universe! (4)
- 03: Thag do revolution! (1)
- 02: MARVELLOUS HAIRY podcast: coming soon! (0)
- July 2009 (32)
- 31: After all those years of doubt, proof! By melon (0)
- 31: Thag sleep on it! (5)
- 30: Carnival of Satire (#116) (1)
- 29: Thag not like politcs! (0)
- 28: Attention book reviewers and influential readers (0)
- 27: Thag not grok god! (4)
- 26: Windows file copy dialog author visits some friends & Sunday O-Rama (2)
- 26: Fun Times in Strange Lands (0)
- 24: Thag not wear hair gel! (2)
- 23: Invading The Vintage (0)
- 23: Demented Russian Toothpaste Artiste (0)
- 22: Thag do art! (0)
- 21: Robots need love too (1)
- 20: Thag do meditation! (3)
- 17: Thag scared at that time of month! (5)
- 15: Why it's hard to take TV news seriously (3)
- 14: Thag not like f#&*ing shaman! (2)
- 13: The Hermetic Medium of the Internet (0)
- 13: Thag not want get tattoo! (0)
- 11: Tragedy plus time equals comedy, or why you shouldn’t trust Wikiquote (0)
- 10: The Chair That Sat Back (0)
- 10: Thag not like cut his toenails! (1)
- 09: It was a dark and stormy contest … (0)
- 09: It was a dark and stormy blog… (4)
- 09: Thag want be millionaire! (0)
- 08: A video tale that will inspire (0)
- 07: Thag brain not hear, honey (0)
- 06: Thag make sex toy!
- 03: Gut-busting complaint letter (0)
- 02: Review of Pygmy (0)
- 02: Pygmy (1)
- 02: Web Site Story – a musical interlude (1)
- June 2009 (18)
- 30: Ten indisputable facts about Canada (0)
- 26: Fuck it, I’m having a donut (3)
- 25: Carnival of Satire (#115) (0)
- 24: X Saves the World (5)
- 22: Apparently, I’m reviewing things now (0)
- 22: MONKEY SEE (A Gorilla of a Review) (2)
- 19: Apocalypse Cow (0)
- 17: Greetings from Bonodminton (2)
- 16: Goths of Summer (2)
- 11: Cliché 2.0 (3)
- 10: Zoological Wonders from Planet Earth (2)
- 09: Bibleeohfile reviews The Amadeus Net (1)
- 08: Groin-eriffic! (1)
- 04: Carnival of Satire (#114) (5)
- 03: A free spirit
- 03: Summer Definitions: Asparagus Lag (2)
- 03: Storyblogging Carnival C (the 100th, not the third) (0)
- 01: Religious Convictions
- May 2009 (10)
- 29: New review of The Amadeus Net (0)
- 28: Archie: Brightly Colored Dualities (2)
- 28: Carnival of Satire: The Altruism-ing (0)
- 27: Snacking Cake Revenge (2)
- 25: markarayner.com: monkey-driven fiction since 2002 (0)
- 22: Grammar really pisses Hitler off (2)
- 20: Professor Quippy: Lizard King Does Brush His Teeth (0)
- 12: Love and lost time — damn those "Portuguese" doctors (1)
- 11: A romance for the ages (6)
- 05: More short fiction (0)
- April 2009 (9)
- 30: Carnival of Satire (#113) (6)
- 29: Two days of pain later (3)
- 27: Ask General Kang: Should I be worried about what the swine flu may do to the economy? (0)
- 21: Bohemian Rhapsody Played by Vintage Comptuer Doo-dads (4)
- 20: Professor Quippy: Global warming caused by unleaded gasoline (5)
- 15: Shake that little thing: teeny tiny fictions (5)
- 10: Easter Wandfest: The Sisters of Perpetual Chastity and Wandplay (2)
- 06: The Spanish Toenail Fetishist-Appreciation Society
- 01: Professor Quippy: Bringing ridiculous value to navel gazing (0)
- March 2009 (15)
- 26: Carnival of Satire (#112) (0)
- 24: Toxic Assets (4)
- 22: Too Fun: Make Your Own Superhero (3)
- 18: Microfiction: How to get the girls with the big hair (1)
- 16: Dr. Manhattan's Real Superpower (2)
- 13: Amusing Ads (2)
- 12: Microfiction: Jeremy the Clown (0)
- 11: Ask General Kang: Last time I looked, you were just a stupid monkey. Why should we listen to anything you have to say? (2)
- 08: Where do you stick the apostrophe's? Is this a catapostrophe? (3)
- 06: E-publishing (1)
- 05: At this point in time (3)
- 04: Cat comedy in a can (1)
- 03: Satire Alert: Havidol (0)
- 03: Professor Quippy: Did anyone else feel that? (1)
- 02: Ask General Kang: Okay, I’m totally confused about which fork I should use for the fish course. Does this make me a boor? (3)
- February 2009 (8)
- 26: Carnival of Satire (#111) (2)
- 18: Painful, painfully funny sounds. (3)
- 12: Celebrate Charles Darwin's Birthday by De-evolving (0)
- 11: Full-on Aural Assault Wednesdays (5)
- 05: Professor Quippy: There's nothing better than marching up and down the square (4)
- 04: Improved Winter Olympic Sports (8)
- 02: Ask General Kang: How do you deal with compulsive behaviour? (3)
- 01: Absurdism in Espagna
- January 2009 (13)
- 29: Carnival of Satire (#110) (1)
- 27: The Phrase Freak: Shovel-Ready (7)
- 26: Darth Jeremy, Dark Lord of the Think Tank (4)
- 26: A home for MARVELLOUS HAIRY
- 23: Alternate History Fridays: Dr. Tundra, international infidel of mystery (5)
- 21: Ask General Kang: Do Intergalactic Warlords Have Hobbies? (1)
- 19: Scientists create green babies (14)
- 19: Catching up on the news
- 14: The Gallant Captain Oates (Alternate History) (5)
- 12: Professor Quippy: Bio-warfare sausages (4)
- 09: Improved Winter Olympics Sports: Skurlington (5)
- 08: Carnival of Satire (#109) (3)
- 01: Happy New Year (0)
- December 2008 (10)
- 30: Professor Quippy: Scientists look to SF for robot design (3)
- 29: Elegant Robot Week (2)
- 26: Dear General Kang: How did you become an evil alien overlord? (2)
- 21: Professor Quippy's holiday entertainment tips: turning plonk into pleasure with science (3)
- 19: Ask General Kang: How do you stay warm when it's 30 below? (3)
- 18: Carnival of Satire (#108) (0)
- 04: Parliament is in the canoe! (1)
- 04: Harper asks the Governor General to pirogue parliament (8)
- 03: More explosive topics for the Mythbuster's crew (7)
- 01: The Threat to Democracy (13)
- November 2008 (17)
- 28: News conference dripping with irony, epidemiology and vitriol (3)
- 27: Could be worse (1)
- 27: Carnival of Satire (#107) (0)
- 25: Congo: a chimp, an artist, a cautionary tale (2)
- 24: William Robins, comedy genius (2)
- 23: It's an honour just tou be nouminated (8)
- 21: Alternative History Fridays: Impressing Stalin (2)
- 21: Obviously, the Carnival of Satire is delayed again (0)
- 20: Walrus without buckit (1)
- 19: … naked men marching … Welsh singing … ice cream trucks … sausage … A Heap of Trouble! (4)
- 18: Think of how they feel in Africa (a continent) (8)
- 14: Odd Fiction: The Monkey's Tail … (3)
- 13: Bollywood is best! (3)
- 11: The Matrix, if it ran on Windows (4)
- 06: Carnival of Satire delayed two weeks (0)
- 04: Useful information: US Presidential Losers (0)
- 04: Advertising that kicks ass (0)
- October 2008 (19)
- 31: The Lost Power Point Slides (Frankenstein Edition) (1)
- 30: Professor Quippy: Study shows chicks dig displays of altruism by bleeding-heart nancy men (4)
- 28: Propaganda Alert: Vikings were not metrosexuals! (3)
- 27: Ask General Kang: I Have No Hair Follicles On My Head. Will This Hurt My Ability to Reproduce? (0)
- 24: Weeeee! (3)
- 22: Professor Quippy: Finally, we'll get decent curry on the moon (6)
- 21: Segway — so easy even a chimp can operate it (1)
- 19: Sunday O-Rama (2)
- 17: Palling around and other codswallop (2)
- 16: Carnival of Satire (#106) (1)
- 15: Holy Crap, I almost missed Global Handwashing Day (2)
- 14: Professor Quippy: Don’t expect Hal any time soon. (2)
- 10: Man perfects impersonation of the economy (5)
- 09: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Leif Ericson Edition) (0)
- 07: You really want to give the waitstaff at this bar a good tip (4)
- 06: When do we get some ice cream? (Which we'll get on our fake moustaches.) (6)
- 05: Sunday O-Rama (1)
- 02: Recipes from the Future: Wall Street Chowder (2)
- 01: Bite it telemarketers! (update) (1)
- September 2008 (5)
- 26: Hey John, I've got a question: need a ride to the airport? (update) (3)
- 18: Carnival of Satire (#105) (1)
- 13: Le Grand Content O-Rama (6)
- 11: An uncomfortable realization (3)
- 08: Will the world end on Wednesday? (8)
- August 2008 (16)
- 30: Your first look at the McCain-Palin ticket (1)
- 28: The Dude Abides (5)
- 26: Places that Exist: Taboo Resort (3)
- 22: Wayne gets porcductive
- 21: Old Man in Spaaaaace!
- 19: Eventually, we all scream for ice cream (1)
- 14: Carnival of Satire (#104) (1)
- 13: Professor Quippy: I find your prose disgusting! (4)
- 08: The Devil's Updates: The Skwib Updates: S (0)
- 07: Thag grok free will! (1)
- 07: Ask General Kang: Could I BE more sexy? (3)
- 07: Carnival of Satire Delayed (0)
- 06: From sexy to surreal (4)
- 05: Beijing Olympic Mascot Demonstration Sports: Administrative Detention Triathlon (7)
- 04: Grandfig: Karl groks the 'English disease' (2)
- 02: Ask General Kang: Have you been enjoying Earth's premier sports event? (0)
- July 2008 (13)
- 31: Great Summer Reads: $everance (2)
- 30: Juggernaut Business Mechanicals — Evil Overlords Rejoice (4)
- 29: Manky phrases in referral stats become a source of mirth (6)
- 28: Grandfig: Beaver Travels with Toothbrush (4)
- 27: A Meat-Stealing, Advice-Ridden, Vomitus O-Rama (5)
- 25: Professor Quippy: Drunken Pedestrian Bocce Ball (5)
- 24: Carnival of Satire (#103) (1)
- 20: Professor Quippy: NASA is taking the piss (4)
- 17: Thag blog funny (3)
- 15: But Harlan, the Web wants to be free (5)
- 07: Vacated (0)
- 03: Carnival of Satire (#102) (0)
- 02: Professor Quippy: Talk Like Little Green Dude, We Do (4)
- June 2008 (10)
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Biting Off Canadian Mythology) (0)
- 26: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: A Short Man Invents a Complex (and Conquers Europe) (5)
- 25: Ask General Kang: Would you describe yourself as a fascist? (2)
- 23: Professor Quippy: Women Dig the Evil Triad, Baby (5)
- 19: Carnival of Satire (#101) (1)
- 18: Professor Quippy: Coffee won't kill me! (3)
- 17: Sex Au Naturel, Shelf Monkeys and Other Naughtiness (5)
- 15: Sunday O-Rama (1)
- 10: Ask General Kang: Do you own a typewriter? And do you have 999,999 co-workers? (4)
- 02: Professor Quippy: One step closer to the monkey singularity (0)
- May 2008 (20)
- 29: Carnival of Satire (#100) (8)
- 27: Cat Proximity O-Rama (3)
- 27: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: Trojans and Triremes– It's All Greek to Everyone! (Part 6.1) (3)
- 26: Local genius finds solution to the price of gas (1)
- 23: Economies of Despair: Promoting Books with Blogs (18)
- 23: I See Dead People['s Books] (0)
- 21: Still looking for entries for the Carnival of Satire (0)
- 21: Ask General Kang: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? (0)
- 20: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme (Part 5.1) (2)
- 15: Professor Quippy: The Vatican welcomes our alien brothers (5)
- 14: Call for Entries and Groovy Generational Ramblings (0)
- 14: Living off the fat of the land (4)
- 13: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: The Neolithic (Part 1.3) (0)
- 12: Ask General Kang: Is it okay to have a family of rodents living in your beard? (0)
- 09: Passive-Aggressive Punctuation (4)
- 08: Professor Quippy: Scoring Pizza & Bad Stomach Chemicals (2)
- 07: SITI — Search for Intelligence on Teh Internet (2)
- 06: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Prehistory 1.2: Thag Do Invention) (0)
- 05: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Prehistory 1.1: Thag Do Invention) (4)
- 01: Carnival of Satire (#99) (2)
- April 2008 (19)
- 30: Professor Quippy: What's that Lassie? You're freaking out? (2)
- 29: Even more excitement about potato salad (and hamburgers) (2)
- 28: Vintage ads of fictional futures: the winners (5)
- 27: High-brow Sunday O-Rama (0)
- 25: New weight-loss method: Ride the Snake! (0)
- 24: Professor Quippy: How to prevent Cookie-Monster-itis (4)
- 23: Too funny — the pomo essay generator (0)
- 22: Finalists: Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures (22)
- 21: Waiting for Google-o (2)
- 21: Contest update: Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures (34)
- 17: Excitement about potato salad (3)
- 16: Professor Quippy: Blame the bust on testosterone (0)
- 11: Ask General Kang: Should we boycott the 2008 Olympics? (0)
- 10: Carnival of Satire (#98) (0)
- 08: Monkeys are funny (4)
- 07: Contest: Vintage Ads of Fictional Futures (0)
- 06: Vintage ads of fictional futures: a contest (14)
- 03: (2)
- 01: (1)
- March 2008 (11)
- 30: Sunday O-Rama! (1)
- 27: Carnival of Satire (#97) (1)
- 25: Professor Quippy: Forget the Taser, I want an Epilepsilazer (4)
- 20: Beijing Olympic Mascot Demonstration Sports (3)
- 19: Gratuitously Powerful Blogging (0)
- 18: Thag do art! (6)
- 13: Carnival of Satire (#96) (3)
- 12: Memerrific Wednesday O-Rama (12)
- 12: Comments are back (4)
- 11: Professor Quippy: Let's put daylight savings time to bed (3)
- 02: Sunday O-Rama! (0)
- February 2008 (20)
- 29: Professor Quippy: The airhead virtues of dirty hippy hair (4)
- 28: Carnival of Satire (#95) (1)
- 27: It's all in the subtext, baby (1)
- 25: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 22: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Wacky Ancient Greek Atheist Edition) (0)
- 21: Total(ly rocked) lunar eclipse (0)
- 19: Professor Quippy: Never mind the turkey-sized raptors, I'm worried about the hellish frogs wielding flick-knives (0)
- 18: The Forest Primeval (4)
- 16: The terrors of Kool-Aid (0)
- 15: Fiction Fridays: Under the Blue Curve (0)
- 14: Carnival of Satire (#94) (5)
- 13: Boot to the head! (0)
- 12: Professor Quippy: Counterintuitive dieting tips (5)
- 12: Interlude: math test with raptors (0)
- 10: Sunday O-Rama! (0)
- 08: They love the crazy chick with the see-through dress and the bit with the flowers (2)
- 07: Professor Quippy: This Gingivitis Is Harshing My Mellow (2)
- 04: Salathial Turgid, Hanging Judge (0)
- 03: Sunday O-Rama! (0)
- 01: Male Mac users overconfident (2)
- January 2008 (27)
- 31: Carnival of Satire (#93) (1)
- 30: Me Doctor (1)
- 29: Professor Quippy: How would you like your robot apocalypse — in replicators or gray goo? (2)
- 28: Immature canine takes on cybertronic quadruped (3)
- 28: Regrets (0)
- 26: Why we write — screenwriters' blog (1)
- 25: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Caligula Edition) (6)
- 24: Leetspeak for Art Historians (2)
- 23: Ask General Kang: Um, is it time to panic? (3)
- 23: Don't judge too quickly (0)
- 22: Professor Quippy: More words not to use to describe Ebola (4)
- 20: Sunday O-Rama! (2)
- 18: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (The Model Parliament Edition) (0)
- 18: Excruciating Album Cover Art: From Looking Hard Pressed (2)
- 17: Assman's Balloon — Giant Floating Rubber with Payload (0)
- 17: The Carnival of Satire (#92) (8)
- 16: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist. (2)
- 15: Professor Quippy: Blame the Pox on Columbus and Company (0)
- 13: Sunday O-Rama! (1)
- 10: (0)
- 10: The most popular ringtone in Japan (0)
- 08: Professor Quippy: Life-Extending New Year's Resolutions (2)
- 07: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Temporal Lobe Epilepsy Edition) (3)
- 06: Sunday O-Rama! (1)
- 06: Ask General Kang: Have you ever cried to win an election? (0)
- 04: Can't sleep, clown will eat me (4)
- 03: Carnival of Satire (#91) (2)
- December 2007 (29)
- 30: Carnival Catch-up (2)
- 27: New Olympic Motto: Swifter, Higher, Bloodier (0)
- 26: Ask General Kang: Will you be invading Earth in the New Year? (0)
- 25: A Traditional Tundra Christmas (redux) (0)
- 24: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Christmas Carol Edition) (0)
- 21: Old Reeky Star Wars (0)
- 20: Carnival of Satire (#90) (3)
- 18: Professor Quippy: Green beer? (0)
- 17: A Tudor-iffic Carnivalesque (0)
- 17: Ask General Kang: My god, a metre of snow! Is this the start of a new ice age? (3)
- 16: (0)
- 15: Accurate video (1)
- 14: Freakin' brilliant (1)
- 14: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Race to the South Pole Edition) (0)
- 14: Friday Motivational Poster: Innovation (1)
- 13: Professor Quippy: Words Not to Use to Describe Ebola (1)
- 13: Excellent Military History Carnival (0)
- 11: Lolthulhu — for your cutesy, creeping sense of dread (1)
- 10: At least it wasn't the worst toilet in Scotland (0)
- 10: Weee, we have an asteroid named after us! (0)
- 09: Sunday O-Rama (0)
- 08: Blogger ponders on things instead of musing about them (redux) (4)
- 06: Anyone else locked out of their blog? (2)
- 06: Carnival of Satire (#89) (1)
- 05: Is Mozart still alive? (2)
- 05: Marginally seasonal satire (1)
- 04: Professor Quippy: Miserable harridans & feculent wankers should stay together to save planet (3)
- 03: Emily Chesley Week: Michael Flannigan, Emily's Uncle and Dotty Victorian Inventor (2)
- 02: Sunday O-Rama (0)
- November 2007 (32)
- 30: Emily Chesley: The Crossing (1)
- 29: The Quest for Robotic Pirate Monkey Parity (2)
- 29: Emily Chesley: A Legacy of War Heroics, Savagery & Alcohol Dependence (Part Two) (2)
- 28: Emily Chesley: A Legacy of War Heroics, Savagery & Alcohol Dependence (Part One) (3)
- 27: Robot Monkeys! Robot Monkeys! (5)
- 27: Emily Chesley: The Humble Beginnings (3)
- 27: A Week of Emily Chesley (0)
- 25: Sexy AND Smart (0)
- 23: Robot Chicken's take on 300 (0)
- 22: Carnival of Satire (#88) (1)
- 22: Happy Famanguish (0)
- 21: Get in those Carnival of Satire submissions! (0)
- 21: Brought to you by the letters w, y and b (2)
- 19: Professor Quippy: Uh-oh (2)
- 18: Sunday O-Rama (3)
- 17: Tundra's Reviews: A Kafkaesque Nightmare with Moments of Dark Hilarity and Smug French People (0)
- 17: Welcome Dr. Tundra (& links) (0)
- 14: (2)
- 14: What is going on at The Current? (0)
- 13: Nice review of “Under the Blue Curve” and Abyss & Apex
- 13: Rotten claw of decomposing PM reaches from the grave to rend ample flesh from current holder of the office (0)
- 12: Professor Quippy: Oh, you're such a tase (0)
- 11: (0)
- 09: The Six-Million Dollar Pleasure Borg
- 08: Carnival of Satire (#87) (8)
- 07: Batman Lashes Out at the Other Members of the Justice League of America After Spending the Weekend at the Jack Nicholson Film Festival (2)
- 06: Loopy Laws (0)
- 06: Won't someone think of the monitors? (3)
- 06: 50-Metre Land Requisition Event (0)
- 04: (0)
- 02: You choose: Dr. Seuss or ball-peen hammer strike on the temple? (0)
- 01: What is your superpower? (4)
- October 2007 (24)
- 31: A mysterious dream (2)
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Lord of the Flies Edition) (1)
- 28: (0)
- 25: Carnival of Satire (#86) (1)
- 25: The Skwib is back, baby!
- 23: Obviously, something's up
- 22: Under the Blue Curve — teaser
- 21: Be-be-be-be-be-o-rama
- 19: I want bitty! (Meeting the parents) (1)
- 18: Professor Quippy: Run for it boys, it's soya! (1)
- 17: Ask General Kang: What did you think of the Speech from the Throne?
- 14: Sunday O-Rama
- 11: The Carnival of Satire (#85)
- 09: Sold a story to Abyss & Apex
- 09: Help the Greens and Get a Book!
- 09: Professor Quippy: Tea, fluoride and bad British teeth
- 08: I'm thankful for archives!
- 07: Gentlemen apes prefer blondes
- 05: It's true: Canada once used maple syrup as currency (1)
- 04: Thursday Evening Diversions
- 03: Tangent reviewed “Gross Bodies and Light Convertible”
- 02: Professor Quippy: Headphone theory
- 01: Storyblogging Carnival LXXIX
- 01: Born in the Great Wal-Mart Stand (Bella’s story)
- September 2007 (25)
- 30: Sunday O-Rama!
- 28: And now for something completely different…
- 28: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (The Battle of Salamis Edition)
- 27: Mexicans take it up north
- 27: The Carnival of Satire (#84)
- 25: Storyblogging here on Sunday
- 24: Carnivalesque-o-Rama
- 24: Join us for the anniversary of the Carnival of Satire
- 23: Sunday O-Rama!
- 22: Get a life people!
- 21: The marvelous (creepy, absurd) crooning child
- 21: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Viking Raider Edition)
- 19: How many pirate jokes are lame?
- 18: Pirate Flowchart
- 17: Avast! What Kind of Pirate Be Ye?
- 17: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Buccaneer Edition)
- 16: Piracy 101 – Redux
- 16: Yar mateys, here be a hold full of links and a week on the account (1)
- 14: In the event of an emergency, consult the red binder
- 13: The Carnival of Satire (#83) (1)
- 12: Apparently, Chewy sucks
- 12: Flummoxed by facial hair
- 11: Ow, ow, ow
- 10: Engrish: Goats, Cows & Demons Served Here
- 10: Professor Quippy: The Kiss Will Tell
- August 2007 (24)
- 30: Coda: The Skwib Goes Eerily Quiet
- 30: The Carnival of Satire (#82) (2)
- 29: While this Ukelele Gently Weeps
- 28: Professor Quippy: The Hibernation Diet
- 27: Not too sure about God? Neither is Opus
- 26: Sunday O-Rama!
- 25: When monkeys go bad
- 23: The Carnival of Satire (#81) (2)
- 19: Carnival O-Rama!
- 18: Computers from hell
- 16: Walt Whitman & Human-Pig Chimeras
- 15: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Dog Edition #3)
- 14: "It could be a difficult August" (1)
- 13: Professor Quippy: Slouching Towards Brainstemmingham
- 12: Sunday O-Rama!
- 11: Visit Humor-Blogs and other shameless promotions
- 09: Mr. Woo's Wonderful Automatons
- 09: The Carnival of Satire (#80) (1)
- 08: The Lost Power Point Slides (Armada Edition) (2)
- 08: Red Juggernaut (1)
- 07: Simpsonized for your pleasure
- 06: Professor Quippy: Orang-urades (1)
- 04: Carnival O-Rama
- 01: C.H.U.D.-o-Rama!
- July 2007 (23)
- 31: Professor Quippy: Jittery joggers jinx skin cancer (1)
- 29: Carnival Roundup
- 28: Saturday O-Rama
- 26: Questions that answer themselves (#1)
- 26: The Carnival of Satire (#79) (4)
- 25: Professor Quippy: Don't talk to that fat dude — it's catching!
- 25: Ask General Kang: Iran detained 14 squirrels for espionage last week — what animal should I use to spy on my enemies?
- 22: Sunday O-Rama!
- 20: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Apollo 11 Edition) (1)
- 19: Ask General Kang: What if I don't give a crap about the last Harry Potter book? (1)
- 16: Storyblogging Carnival LXXIV (1)
- 15: Sunday O-Rama!
- 13: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Storming the Bastille Edition)
- 12: Professor Quippy: Apparently, culture dictates your viewpoint
- 12: Join The Skwib for the Storyblogging Carnival
- 12: The Carnival of Satire (#78) (1)
- 09: Carnival Catch-up
- 07: Future O-Rama!
- 05: Tonight on "Survivor: Sumo" (1)
- 04: Professor Quippy: You will give me my ba-ba
- 04: Happy 4th of July!
- 03: Ask General Kang: Do you pardon your followers, even if they did something wrong?
- 01: Happy Canada Day
- June 2007 (20)
- 30: Saturnaliaist
- 29: Ficiton Fridays: The Ghost and Its King (1)
- 28: The Carnival of Satire (#77) (1)
- 25: Professor Quippy: Horror on your beach holiday
- 24: Sunday O-Rama!
- 22: Fiction Fridays: Through the Lattice
- 20: Wicked Wednesdays
- 19: Professor Quippy: Fly the Freaky Skies
- 18: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Waterloo Edition) (1)
- 17: Carnvivial
- 15: Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future (33)
- 15: Boers and monkeys
- 14: The Carnival of Satire (#76) (3)
- 11: Warning: Cougar Spotted in London, Ontario
- 11: Professor Quippy: The tingle means it's killing you
- 09: Thou Shalt Go to The Carnival of the Godless
- 07: Ask General Kang: How many Iraqis do we have to kill before we declare victory over the oil fields of the Middle East?
- 04: Professor Quippy: Enjoy those flat screens while they last
- 04: Carnival Catch-up
- 01: New fiction on The Skwib
- May 2007 (16)
- 31: The Carnival of Satire (#75)
- 28: Professor Quippy: Sexual orientation predicts geographic orientation skills
- 28: Carnival Catch-up
- 25: Summer: my face is on fire!
- 24: Ask General Kang: Did you have anything to do with the orangutan in Taiwan?
- 21: Happy VD!
- 17: The Carnival of Satire (#74) (1)
- 14: Professor Quippy: Aging hipsters beware
- 14: Carnival O-Rama!
- 10: Professor Quippy: Study shows the obvious
- 09: Ask General Kang: What's better — Lost or Heroes?
- 07: The Canadian Mint: Plans for World Domination
- 06: Sunday O-Rama!
- 03: The Carnival of Satire (#73) (3)
- 02: Bobble-head Yourself
- 02: Professor Quippy: Mr. Floppy goes to engineering school
- April 2007 (18)
- 30: Grandfig: Gridlock!
- 29: Sunday Reading: While this Ukelele Gently Weeps
- 27: Nazi Robots!
- 27: New Story: At Recess, There Will Be Worms
- 26: Let's see them try this on American Idol
- 25: Meme: Peabody's Improbably History
- 24: Professor Quippy: What, there's no carrot?
- 24: The Medical Surrealism Show
- 23: Carnival Catch-up
- 20: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: T
- 19: The Carnival of Satire (#72) (3)
- 18: Ask General Kang: I'm losin' it! I need the good stuff, but I can't get it. What do I do?
- 15: Sunday O-Rama!
- 09: Professor Quippy: How not to drum up support for controlling greenhouse gas emissions
- 08: Easter O-Rama!
- 05: Overheard in the editorial offices of the London Wee Press
- 05: The Carnival of Satire (#71) (1)
- 02: Carnival Catch-up
- March 2007 (31)
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Vincent van Gogh Edition)
- 29: Napoleon Headsquisher
- 29: The Carnival is next week
- 28: Ask General Kang: I'm sick of school, but should I go to university anyway?
- 27: Crucify This
- 26: Professor Quippy: When the sun goes to "eleven"
- 25: Sunday O-Rama!
- 23: Ask General Kang: I'm outraged by the movie 300! What should I do?
- 22: The Carnival of Satire (#70) (2)
- 21: Angus McNasty shows his Krakow
- 20: Professor Quippy: Where's my frickin' laser!
- 20: Storyblogging Carnival
- 19: Pure Eeevil — Seinfeld Clips
- 15: Translaughter #1
- 15: Carnival of Satire Delayed
- 14: Brutus: Master of the stabby deal
- 14: Ask General Kang: One of our male ambassadors was just found outside his embassy, floor-lickingly drunk, and naked except for a pair of ladies undergarments — what should I do?
- 13: Professor Quippy: Funnier than a barrel of monkeys pretending to tickle one another
- 12: Odd Multimedia Roundup
- 12: Monday Carnival Roundup
- 09: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Barbie Edition) (1)
- 08: The Carnival of Satire (#69)
- 07: Ask General Kang: I just heard NASA doesn't have the money to protect Earth from killer asteroids — what should I do?
- 07: Snarky
- 06: Breaking News: Man drives stake through grave of war criminal
- 06: Storyblogging Carnival
- 05: Professor Quippy: Penalty psychosis prevention
- 04: Looking for questions, and Sunday fun
- 02: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Dr. Seuss Edition)
- 02: Comments and carnivals
- 01: The Carnival of Satire (#68) (3)
- February 2007 (21)
- 26: Professor Quippy: It's all about the size, mate
- 25: Grandfig: Letters from the Apocalypse
- 25: Sunday O-Rama!
- 23: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Gutenberg Edition)
- 22: The Carnival of Satire (#67) (1)
- 21: Ask General Kang: People always get upset when I tell them what they should do in the bedroom. How do I get them to listen to God's word? (1)
- 20: Professor Quippy: Hot Lap Prevention
- 18: Sunday Fun
- 16: Professor Quippy: Surviving the Apocalypse with MySpace
- 15: The Carnival of Satire (#66)
- 14: Valentine's Day Satire
- 13: Ask General Kang: OMG, the weather report says we're getting 50 centimeters of snow! What do I do?
- 12: Grandfig: Peace at Last
- 12: Carnival Roundup
- 09: Fiction Fridays: The Consolation of Victory (1)
- 08: The Carnival of Satire (#65) (1)
- 07: Things women like more than sex
- 06: Context is everything
- 06: Storyblogging Carnival LXIII
- 02: Fiction Fridays: Hounding Manny
- 01: The Carnival of Satire (#64) (1)
- January 2007 (19)
- 31: Professor Quippy: Scientific Astrology Blues
- 30: Ask General Kang: I'd like to protect my kids, so is there some kind of hermitically sealed biosphere that you could recommend?
- 29: Carnival O-Rama
- 26: Fiction Fridays: Any Port in a Storm
- 25: The Carnival of Satire (#63) (1)
- 24: If this isn't Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit
- 23: Professor Quippy: Climate change scientists get angry
- 22: Moblogday
- 18: The Carnival of Satire (#62) (2)
- 16: Irony is back baby — not that it went anywhere to start with
- 12: Irony Police Taser Hospital Patient
- 11: The Carnival of Satire (#61) (1)
- 10: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: T
- 09: Sequel Idea for Snakes on a Plane
- 09: Professor Quippy: No milk, just lemon
- 09: Once upon a carnival
- 08: Monday Carnival Roundup
- 04: Being Marika — short travel fiction now available
- 04: The Carnival of Satire (#60) (1)
- December 2006 (23)
- 21: Holiday Hiatus Hoo-ha
- 21: Carnival of Satire Delayed
- 20: The Tangled Bank
- 20: The Big Three
- 18: Carnival Catch-up
- 15: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Christmas Carol Edition)
- 15: Comments are off again
- 14: Professor Quippy: Something's up in the shlong sciences (1)
- 14: The Carnival of Satire (#59) (5)
- 12: The Miniature Earth (2)
- 12: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: S (0)
- 11: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 07: The Tangled Bank Sets Sail (0)
- 07: The Carnival of Satire (#58) (3)
- 06: Gus the Camel, Party Animal (0)
- 06: Carnvivial (0)
- 05: Grandfig: Tales of the Burning Monkey (0)
- 04: Professor Quippy: Spray-on condoms (0)
- 04: Holiday Gift Guide, Part Two (0)
- 04: Carnival! (0)
- 03: Sunday Evening Fun (0)
- 01: Christmas Gift Guide, Part One (1)
- 01: Professor Quippy: Sex with our socks on (0)
- November 2006 (33)
- 30: The Carnival of Satire (#57) (4)
- 29: Meme Study (0)
- 28: Santa Strafes Shoppers in Vienna (3)
- 27: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 27: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: R (0)
- 25: reviewpic-stuart (0)
- 25: Review-Corey (0)
- 24: The Carnival of the Mundane (Theatrical Edition) (2)
- 23: The Carnival of Satire (#56) (4)
- 22: Professor Quippy: Beer Goggle Effect (0)
- 22: Grandfig: Borneo or Bust! (0)
- 21: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: Q (0)
- 21: It will be Mundane on Friday (0)
- 19: Sunday Fun (0)
- 17: Grandfig: Mr. Lizard Takes Two (0)
- 16: The Carnival of Satire (#55) (4)
- 16: Don't miss out on the History Carnival (0)
- 14: Ask General Kang: In a pluralistic society, should gender equality trump religious rights? (0)
- 13: Professor Quippy: A Salty Reminiscence (0)
- 13: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: Q (0)
- 13: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 10: A bedtime parable (2)
- 09: Thursday Monkey-Surf-Time (0)
- 09: The Carnival of Satire (#54) (4)
- 08: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: P (0)
- 07: Professor Quippy: Human-Cow Hybrids and the 21st Century Codpiece (1)
- 06: Ask General Kang: What should you do if you discover your leader is a hypocrite? (0)
- 06: Monday Monkeyblogging (0)
- 02: Grandfig: A romantic poses (1)
- 02: Carnival of the Green (0)
- 02: The nature of obscenity (2)
- 02: Other carnivals (0)
- 02: The Carnival of Satire (#53) (3)
- October 2006 (29)
- 31: KFC still addictive, study finds (2)
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Dostoevsky Edition) (0)
- 30: Best of the old (0)
- 29: Sunday monkey surfing (0)
- 29: All Hallow's Carnivals (0)
- 27: The Empty Arches (3)
- 27: Creepy Carnival Time (0)
- 27: SearchProf –> Search Engine Optimization Services in London, Ontario (0)
- 26: The Carnival of Satire (#52) (3)
- 24: Hiroshi loses it in the Latin Quarter (0)
- 23: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (King Kong Edition) (0)
- 22: Storyblogging Carnival (Quotable Edition) (2)
- 22: Massive Brain-quake Carnival Goodness (0)
- 20: Storyblogging Carnival Here on Monday (0)
- 19: The Carnival of Satire (#51) (4)
- 17: Ask General Kang: If my foreign policy is a failure, do I have to admit it? (0)
- 16: But are you bitter George? Bile and humor at the Shatner Roast (0)
- 16: French strike back against EuroDisney (1)
- 16: Monday Carnival-y Stuff (0)
- 12: The Carnival of Satire (#50) (8)
- 11: Vanity time (0)
- 10: Big Brother is not only watching, he's watching the temperature of your naughty bits (4)
- 09: Toulouse Le Grandfig: Rasputin II (0)
- 09: Thankful for Carnivals! (0)
- 06: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: P (0)
- 05: Thursday O-Rama (0)
- 05: The Carnival of Satire (#49) (5)
- 03: The Irrepressible Lightness of Being (0)
- 01: Weekend Reading (0)
- September 2006 (20)
- 29: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: O (0)
- 28: The Carnival of Satire (#48) (8)
- 27: It's alive! (0)
- 27: Professor Quippy: High Turbulence Shaving (4)
- 26: Gross Bodies and Light Convertible — new short story publication
- 25: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: O (0)
- 25: Alas, the pirates have left port (0)
- 22: Leader of the Noodly Norsemen Charged with Hate Crime (2)
- 21: The Carnival of Satire (#47) (6)
- 20: Thank ye mateys! (0)
- 19: Cheese Pyrates: Curse of the Black Cheddar (2)
- 16: Yar mateys, here be a week of pirates (and a brig full of links) (2)
- 15: Overheard in Queensland (2)
- 14: The Carnival of Satire (#46) (2)
- 13: More carnies! (0)
- 13: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: N (0)
- 12: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: M (0)
- 11: Arrgh! Pirate Carnival Roundup (1)
- 07: The Carnival of Satire (#45) (3)
- 05: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Reign of Terror Edition) (0)
- August 2006 (9)
- 17: Skwib Off! (Until September 5) (0)
- 16: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: L (0)
- 15: Professor Quippy: Throw a bit of mammoth on the barbie! (0)
- 14: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: L (0)
- 10: The Carnival of Satire (#44) (2)
- 09: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: K (0)
- 08: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: J (0)
- 03: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: I (0)
- 01: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: H (0)
- July 2006 (14)
- 28: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: H (2)
- 27: The Carnival of Satire (#43) (3)
- 26: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: G (0)
- 25: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: F (0)
- 24: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: F (0)
- 20: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: E (0)
- 19: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: D (1)
- 18: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: C (1)
- 13: The Carnival of Satire (#42) (1)
- 12: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: B (2)
- 11: Interviews galore
- 11: The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: A (3)
- 06: The Carnival of Satire (#41) (3)
- 04: Happy 4th of July (0)
- June 2006 (31)
- 30: Suddenly, the hunger strike doesn't look so bad (0)
- 29: The Carnival of Satire (#40) (2)
- 27: Professor Quippy: Sweat Your Ass Off — Literally (0)
- 26: Satire eunuch (2)
- 25: Insensitivities o-rama (0)
- 23: SearchProf: Mark's new company (0)
- 22: Vanities ahoy! (0)
- 22: The Carnival of Satire (#39) (4)
- 19: Monday roundup (0)
- 19: Don't Eat It Ross! Episode Two: Attack of the Kim-Cheeeeee! (0)
- 16: Grandfig: Hand-holding (2)
- 16: Thag like bloggishness (0)
- 15: The Carnival of Satire (#38) (6)
- 14: Ask General Kang: Do you have soccer on your home world? (1)
- 14: You're so vain (0)
- 13: Professor Quippy: Cure for Prostate Cancer is Beer! (2)
- 13: Tuesday O-Rama (0)
- 12: Caught short (0)
- 10: Weekend O-Rama! (0)
- 09: Ye olde historical diversions: would you like morphine with those fries? (1)
- 08: The Carnival of Satire (#37) (7)
- 07: Carnival O-Rama (0)
- 06: Betty's Office Apocalypse (0)
- 06: Liberty, Banking & Ubiquitous Monkeys (2)
- 06: Professor Quippy: Hey tough guy, coffee makes you a pussy! (0)
- 05: Irony police arrest elderly couple (2)
- 04: Sunday Fun (0)
- 02: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Marquis de Sade Edition) (5)
- 01: Don’t Eat It Ross! Episode One: Cthulu Insanity Peppers (1)
- 01: Sometimes a cigar is just a carnival (0)
- 01: The Carnival of Satire (#36) (5)
- May 2006 (33)
- 31: Crotchless panties and self-promotion (0)
- 31: Fabulous and furry COTV (0)
- 31: Woman arrested by irony cops after prayer goes awry (0)
- 30: Professor Quippy: Death Itch 3000 (2)
- 28: Here Be Carnies (0)
- 26: PSA: bandwidth theft (4)
- 26: Carnival Notes (0)
- 25: The Carnival of Satire (#35) (2)
- 24: Vanity, thy name is Ellison (0)
- 23: Hussein succeeds where Blaine fails (3)
- 23: Alligators, Cough Medicine & Carnivals (0)
- 22: Happy VD Carnival-Fun-Time! (2)
- 19: Did they never see any of the Terminator movies? (2)
- 19: Professor Quippy: Proto-Jungle Fever (1)
- 18: The Carnival of Satire (#34) (4)
- 17: David Hasselhoff is a frickin' comedy genius, o-rama. (4)
- 16: Beijing Olympic Mascots: Press Clubbing (2)
- 15: Keeping up with Mr. Jones (1)
- 14: Bloggishness (0)
- 12: Rebel discovers he is 'creepy', 'weird', not cool at all (0)
- 11: The Carnival of Satire (#33) (3)
- 10: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (The Pill Edition) (1)
- 10: The Arts Tonight — commentary piece
- 10: The Carnival of the Vanities (#190) (9)
- 09: Professor Quippy: When shrinkage becomes a psychosis (1)
- 08: Monday carnival madness (0)
- 08: Grandfig: The team picks a name (1)
- 04: The Carnival of Satire (#32) (3)
- 03: Carnivalized (0)
- 02: Tuesday O-Rama (0)
- 02: Professor Quippy: New (read) research (The) shows (Amadeus) subliminal (Net) advertising (now) works (0)
- 01: Some In-W's-Face Satire (7)
- 01: City council bans "overage" concert going (2)
- April 2006 (22)
- 28: The Neil-monkey's new album: Living with War (2)
- 27: Neil is just another monkey, but what a monkey (0)
- 27: The Carnival of Satire (#31) (3)
- 27: Carnival O-Rama! (0)
- 26: Carnvivial (0)
- 24: Professor Quippy: Sex Cue Ocular Protection Equipment (3)
- 24: Thanks for the Carnivals! (0)
- 20: The Carnival of Satire (#30) (4)
- 17: Grandfig: The new team lead (1)
- 17: Carnivivial (0)
- 13: Digging into the archives
- 13: A BLOG by any other NAME
- 13: The Carnival of Satire (#29) (3)
- 12: The Phrase Freak: Full Patch (2)
- 12: Carnivalia (0)
- 11: Blogrollish, etc. (3)
- 07: The Tipping Point (1)
- 07: Professor Quippy: The Cliffy Siren (0)
- 06: The Carnival of Satire (#28) (7)
- 05: Man gets decent shave with two-bladed razor (3)
- 03: Carnivivial (0)
- 01: Fool-o-Rama! (0)
- March 2006 (30)
- 31: Oh man, those Dutch are just too much! (1)
- 30: The Carnival of Satire (#27) (7)
- 29: Dumbass Olympics: Australia vs. Canada (0)
- 29: Links me up baby! (0)
- 27: Carnivivial (0)
- 24: Introducing Professor Quippy: The Skwib's Science Guy (2)
- 23: Did I ever mention I've got a novel published? (2)
- 23: The Carnival of Satire (#26) (6)
- 22: Toulouse Le Grandfig: The Homunculus Brothers (0)
- 22: Wednesday-O-Rama (2)
- 21: Celebrate Western’s Authors: Your invitation
- 21: Productivity pointers from the Grumpy Old Bookman
- 21: Humungous Media to trademark theâ„¢ word theâ„¢ (2)
- 20: Thoughts about Ur-Fascism (2)
- 20: Carnival O-Rama! (0)
- 17: The Big Guy Checks the Numbers (5)
- 16: The Carnival of Satire (#25) (8)
- 16: Carnvivial (0)
- 14: We can't even really satirize this stuff (0)
- 13: Cowboy leg and ginger bumping milk (hot) (0)
- 13: Ask General Kang: What advice would you have for a leader who has got his country into a war without a plan for winning? (2)
- 13: Thanks for the Carnivals! (0)
- 09: The Carnival of Satire (#24) (3)
- 08: Stories in 'Celebration' of International Women's Day (4)
- 08: Carnival O-Rama (0)
- 06: Ask General Kang: What do you think of Margaret Atwood's Long Pen invention? (1)
- 05: Carnivalized! (0)
- 03: The Carnival of Satire (#23) (1)
- 01: What Is Bavalife? (0)
- 01: Thanks for the Carnivals! (0)
- February 2006 (27)
- 28: Worst. Taste. Ever. (With a point.) (0)
- 28: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (184 Proof Edition) (1)
- 26: Notes from the Blogroll: Does Mickey Dee Trump Community? (3)
- 26: Thanks for the Carnivals! (0)
- 24: Movies that could have ended sooner (#2) (0)
- 23: The Carnival of Satire (#22) (1)
- 21: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Communist Manifesto Edition) (1)
- 20: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 16: The Carnival of Satire (#21) (3)
- 15: O-Rama De Wednesday (0)
- 14: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Malthusian Edition) (0)
- 13: Monday roundup (0)
- 10: Friday O-Rama (0)
- 09: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 09: The Carnival of Satire (#20) (5)
- 08: Damn you Dave Barry! (0)
- 08: The Phrase Freak: IED (2)
- 07: Ask General Kang: So where do you stand on this whole Danish cartoon thing? (0)
- 06: Best part of the Superbowl (3)
- 06: Offend-a-tron 3000: Buddhism (5)
- 06: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 05: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 03: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (The Dog Edition #2) (2)
- 03: Won't anyone think of the cheeses! (1)
- 02: Carnival O-Rama (0)
- 02: The Carnival of Satire #19 (6)
- 01: Wednesday roundup (0)
- January 2006 (37)
- 31: Best So Far… (1)
- 30: Monday Carnival Roundup (1)
- 29: I read my blogroll (#7) (0)
- 28: Weekend Carnivals (0)
- 26: Cyber-replace (0)
- 26: Mozart in the Mop & Pail
- 26: Carnival of Satire #18 (4)
- 25: Wednesday-O-Rama (0)
- 25: Toulouse Le Grandfig: Friendship Challenge! (0)
- 24: Ask General Kang: What do you do when you wake up the next morning, and regret something you may have done the night before? (0)
- 24: Tuesday carnivals and such (0)
- 23: Dr. Tundra Casts His Ballot (2)
- 23: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 22: Sunday O-Rama! (0)
- 21: I read my blogroll (#6) (2)
- 20: Alternate History Fridays: Dr. Tundra Forsakes the Flying Spaghetti Monster (3)
- 19: Thursday O-Rama (0)
- 19: The Carnival of Satire #17 (4)
- 18: Keep the 'naughty' in naughty bits! (0)
- 18: Wednesday-O-Rama (0)
- 16: Monday moblogday (0)
- 15: Meme-slapped (5)
- 12: Carnival of Satire #16 (3)
- 11: Wednesday-O-Rama (0)
- 10: Both arms? (1)
- 10: Mozart’s skull redux
- 08: Carnivalized! (2)
- 08: That’s Mozart’s skull, Dude!
- 08: Pissing on Duchamps (0)
- 07: Australian Rules (2)
- 07: Carnivalia Week (0)
- 06: Alternate History Friday: Joan of Arc Girds Herself (1)
- 05: Once upon on a pretty blue planet (6)
- 05: Carnival of Satire #15 (4)
- 04: Headlines for the Ages: Salads with ass (0)
- 03: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (DaVinci First 'Flight' Edition) (2)
- 03: Ask General Kang: Happy New Year – are you going to reveal your plans for Planet Earth any time soon? (2)
- December 2005 (28)
- 23: Holiday Hiatus (1)
- 22: Carnival of Satire #14 (3)
- 21: Carnival Catch-up (0)
- 19: Nexium the "healing" purple pill (1)
- 19: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 16: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Phildickian Edition) (1)
- 15: Mini-review from Don Muchow, Editor of Would That It Were
- 15: Thursday O-Rama (1)
- 15: Carnival of Satire #13 (2)
- 13: Likely sentiment of average Canadian voter after US Ambassador tries to influence our election, sung to "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (0)
- 13: Quote of the Day: "We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects." (3)
- 13: Tuesday O-Rama! (0)
- 12: Beijing Olympic Mascots: Forced Sterilization Footy (2)
- 12: Monday roundup (0)
- 10: Human rights, hippo plights and blogrolly sights (0)
- 08: Pinterized and Carnivalized (0)
- 08: Carnival of Satire #12 (5)
- 07: Elections Canada introduces new youth voting strategy (2)
- 07: Wednesday-O-Rama (0)
- 06: Tuesday Carnivals (0)
- 06: ALL CAPS NOT FUNNY!!! (2)
- 05: Monday Carnival Roundup (0)
- 04: Carnivalesque and carnivals (0)
- 03: I read my blogroll (#5) (0)
- 02: Alternate History Friday: The Inauguration (0)
- 02: Toulouse Le Grandfig: Pure Lain Follies (0)
- 01: Comments and carnivals (0)
- 01: Carnival of Satire #11 (3)
- November 2005 (46)
- 30: Format changed for election debates (2)
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Swift Edition) (0)
- 30: Carnivalize! (0)
- 29: Dr. Tundra's election watchlist (0)
- 29: Ask General Kang: We've just had a Christmas election called, but I think it's kind of meaningless because the Canadian political system is out of order anyway. How would you fix it? (1)
- 28: Amadeus and the Anatomy of Waiting
- 28: Carnival O-Rama
- 27: I read my blogroll (#4)
- 26: Piezoelectric Pants (1)
- 25: Beijing Olympic mascots: Hu Flung Falun Gong? (2)
- 24: Carnival of Satire #10 (4)
- 23: The Lost Power Point Slides (Yanksgiving History Edition) (1)
- 23: Wednesday O-rama
- 22: Tuesday Carnivals
- 22: Beijing Olympic Mascots: Organ Relay (7)
- 21: Scots, Norwegians to face off in Delicacy World Cup
- 21: Links ahoy — Monday Carnivals
- 20: Storyblogging Carnival XXXII (2)
- 20: I read my blogroll (#3)
- 19: Carnival Catch-up
- 19: Spleen Saturday
- 17: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Elizabethan Era Edition)
- 17: The Carnival of Satire #9 (2)
- 16: Beijing Olympic Mascots: Tibetan Dissident Bi-athalon (8)
- 16: Writing Other Worlds seminar
- 16: Broken Pencil reprints The Monkey’s Tail…
- 16: Quick Carnival Hits
- 15: The next storyblogging carnival is here
- 15: Tuesday Carnivals
- 14: Thag not like raking leaves! (1)
- 14: Carnival Catch-up
- 13: I read my blogroll! (#2)
- 12: Spleen Saturdays
- 11: Alternate History Fridays: The Butcher of Prague Remembers (1)
- 10: Dr. Tundra's schadenfreude-y Christmas (1)
- 10: Carnival of Satire #8 (4)
- 09: Harry considers a Christmas election
- 08: Storyblogging and Tuesday Carnivals
- 07: Monday carnival madness
- 07: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Albert Camus Edition)
- 06: Irony Police Raid LA Theatre (1)
- 05: The Plays Well With Others Post (Part the Second) (1)
- 05: Plays Well With Others (Part the First)
- 03: Geishas strike, call for all women to curtail “wifely duties†(1)
- 03: Carnival of Satire #7 (2)
- 02: Martina Fitzgerald is a frickin' comedy genius
- October 2005 (44)
- 31: Halloween Carnival Horror!
- 31: Signs you've been watching too many horror movies
- 30: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (War of the Worlds Edition)
- 29: Vera's big break
- 28: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Statue of Liberty Edition) (1)
- 27: Carnival of Satire #6 (2)
- 26: Wednesday roundup
- 25: Tuesday o-rama!
- 24: Europe fears a furry blitzkrieg (1)
- 23: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Age of the Universe Edition)
- 21: Alternate History Fridays: After Nelson
- 20: Mr. Sun has a new thing
- 20: Carnival of Satire #5 (7)
- 19: Who invited Jean Canada to the party?
- 19: Carnival Catch-up
- 18: The Skwib's Top 10 Top … What-Ever … List (Edition #1)
- 17: Monday roundup
- 17: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Wilde Wit Edition) (1)
- 16: Interview with Kurt Vonnegut
- 16: I read my blogroll! (Edition #1)
- 15: Google homepage in 2084
- 15: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Will to Power Edition)
- 14: Dutch ban crotchless panties (1)
- 14: Profile: Rockin it Mozart style
- 14: Just in time … the worst Halloween costumes
- 13: Brilliant — Crony Jobs
- 13: Carnival of Satire #4 (3)
- 12: Excellent COTV!
- 11: Even MORE Carnivals
- 11: Carnival of Liberty #15
- 10: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Thanksgiving Edition) (1)
- 10: Thanks for the Carnivals!
- 07: Both arms? Yes, and the rest of the body too.
- 07: Alternate History Fridays: Dr. Tundra In the Dock
- 06: Real reason for the end of the CBC lockout
- 06: Carnival of Satire #3 (6)
- 05: Wednesday-O-Rama with Wings!
- 04: China opens new smoking cessation clinic for humans (2)
- 04: Caveman carnivalia!
- 04: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Chewing the Scenery Edition)
- 03: Monday, Monday
- 02: Steeped in Irony
- 01: Austrians invent ultimate barfly stool (1)
- 01: Behind-the-times carnivals
- September 2005 (44)
- 29: New story: The Onus of Survival
- 29: Visit Canada, but don't eat the carnivores (1)
- 29: Carnival of Satire #2 (1)
- 28: Wednesday roundup
- 28: Darth Jeremy, Dark Lord of Insurance Agents
- 27: Tuesday o-rama!
- 26: Special Agent Mulva (1)
- 26: Monday Carnivals
- 24: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (End of the Viking Era Edition) (1)
- 22: Carnival of Satire #1 (5)
- 21: Carnival of the Vanities #157 (8)
- 20: Bill Turns Off the Radio
- 19: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Lord of the Flies Edition)
- 19: Thar blows yer Monday Carnivals!
- 18: Avast Ye Bilge Rats! (2)
- 17: PQ candidates to leadership committee: booze not enough
- 16: Carnival of History
- 16: PQ decides on alcoholic campaign strategy (2)
- 15: Carnival of Satire (2)
- 15: Yes Virginia, even fascistic oligarchs need to pee (1)
- 15: Satire’s Ugly Sisters: Parody, Irony and Sarcasm
- 15: Lovely mention of The Amadeus Net
- 15: Stan wrestles with smart software (1)
- 14: Happy 3rd Anniversary COTV
- 13: Tuesday carnivals and such
- 12: Moses mania
- 12: From the Told You So File: Neuromarketing
- 12: Carnival of the Vanities # 157 (1)
- 12: Monday roundup
- 10: The Lost Power Point Slides (William Wallace Edition)
- 09: Bock in the Frock
- 09: Damn you Ruth Smythers!
- 08: Better late than clever
- 08: Mini-Skwibs (Drunken Monkey Viking Edition)
- 07: Epidemiologists Searching for Deadly "Noodle Vector" (5)
- 06: Please, don’t say cheese
- 05: Get wormin! (1)
- 05: Monday Carnival Roundup
- 05: Ask General Kang: If I say I'm going to be there, but then I don't show up, does that make me a 'douche-bag'?
- 04: Atomic Transvestite Theater
- 03: Thag Not Like Angry Sky (1)
- 02: Alternate History Fridays: Failed Soviet Propaganda (2)
- 02: Alternate History Fridays: Failed Soviet Propaganda (1)
- 01: Mini-Skwibs: Critters Edition
- August 2005 (43)
- 31: Wednesday-O-Rama (the thoid)
- 30: Tuesday carnivals and other o-rama
- 29: A personal note from your mutated host
- 29: Monday carnival madness redux
- 28: Movies that could have ended sooner
- 27: Keeper says humans 'the filthiest' creature he's ever had to take care of
- 26: Now Network covers The Amadeus Net
- 25: Scientists shocked to discover they have been around for 4,000 years
- 25: The Lost Power Point Slides: Liberation of Paris Edition (2)
- 24: Wednesday-O-Rama (the second)
- 23: The inevitability of counterfactuals
- 23: Re: Softwood lumber (from the "modest proposal" department)
- 22: Blob Threatens East Coast Dance (3)
- 22: Monday carnival madness
- 18: Media coverage: London This Week
- 17: Wednesday-O-Rama
- 16: US Drug Enforcement Agency Asks Canada to Extradite Cows (3)
- 16: My neighbor is a frickin comedy genius
- 15: Monday carnivals
- 14: Book Blog Review of The Amadeus Net
- 14: Google literature game
- 13: More cowbell!
- 13: Links for librarian superheroes
- 12: Alternate History Fridays: Hirohito Looks Over His To Do List
- 11: Fashionista goes insane, causes protest
- 10: Wacky Wednesday Carnivals
- 10: A traffic accident for the ages
- 09: Failed EU putsch of dirndl industry (1)
- 08: Carniblog Monday
- 07: The Lost Power Point Slides: Bonehead Ideas Edition #1
- 06: The Lost Power Point Slides: Fortean Edition
- 05: Unfrozen caveman lawyer defends Marc Emery (1)
- 05: Nice reader review from ENC site
- 05: Writing from a woman’s perspective
- 05: Taco Bell ads lead to bullying at day camp (2)
- 04: Chilean company creates Slurm
- 03: Western Alumni Gazette
- 03: Carnival of Nuns, Loos and Martian Hockey
- 03: The Lost Power Point Slides: The Dog Edition (#1) (1)
- 02: The Sound of Music Revisited (kinda rude post)
- 02: History and a tool (not a rude post)
- 01: Joint NHL-NASA mission to Mars (1)
- 01: Tell me why …
- July 2005 (50)
- 30: Arrgh!
- 29: Ten things that I guarantee will not matter in 13,000 years
- 29: Fun with hypertext & cartoons
- 28: An enthusiastic review of The Amadeus Net
- 28: Holy Crap! I don't have a defense for 'eyedar'
- 27: The water wars begin
- 26: Carnival (of the vanities) arrives early
- 26: Bring back Tobin, protestors demand
- 25: P.K. Dick comparison — shucks!
- 23: The Lost Power Points — Charles DeGaulle Edition
- 22: Are you a mutant?
- 21: Scopes Monkey Trial, 80 Years Later
- 20: Mozart visits the Emerald City
- 20: Legally Binding Carnival of the Vanities
- 20: Abyss & Apex mentions The Amadeus Net
- 20: Oranguvenge!
- 20: A whole new meaning to "going Dutch"
- 19: Life Imitates Art
- 19: Apollo 11 Landed on Moon
- 18: Monday moblogday
- 17: The Amadeus Net – for Digested Readers
- 17: Qatar, United Arab Emirates, in robot jockey arms race
- 16: A traveller’s review of The Amadeus Net
- 16: “Through the Lattice” published
- 16: Happy 60th Birthday Atomic Bomb
- 15: Slorg want give you gift
- 15: A Mozart anniversary to mention
- 15: The Lost Power Point Slides (Napoleon Surrenders Edition)
- 14: Toyota finds Ontario workers malleable and compliant
- 13: Blognate, and other lame words that we hope will never become popular (1)
- 13: The glow of media whoredom & carnivals
- 13: The Amadeus Net in the London Free Press
- 12: Operation Give-Our-Parties-Mascots (2)
- 12: Guns, Germs & Steel
- 11: The list issue
- 10: Showering Saskatoon with Health
- 10: Short story review by Mathew Cheney
- 10: Picking Up Where Huxley Left Off
- 09: Some straight talk about Mozart
- 09: ENC Forum
- 09: The Amadeus Net on Locus
- 09: Sold “Through the Lattice”
- 09: The Consolation of Victory
- 09: Welcome to my news page
- 08: Aello, Aliens and the Imagination of Peter Trundle (1)
- 07: Items of Interest and a Belated COTV
- 06: Les French: Ze cuisine? Tres bon! Judgment? Not so much.
- 05: It's orange, it's arty, it's Orangurrific! Call my lawyer.
- 04: Many links ahoy
- 01: The Lost Power Point Slides — Canada Day Edition
- June 2005 (23)
- 30: SophistiCarnival
- 29: Frankfurter spectacular and other horrors
- 29: Beware the angry comma
- 28: Help! My shoes have fused to my feet!
- 27: My face is on fire!
- 24: And now ve laff!
- 23: BadBoss: The Beginning
- 22: Carnivalia, crapalia, abe-lincon-opalia, do-dalia … carnivalia
- 21: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#4): (1)
- 20: Brain in the boot
- 16: Dead shark eyes and full frontal nudity
- 15: The Jersey Carnival
- 13: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#3) (1)
- 12: Mop & Pail Published Limerick
- 10: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#2):
- 10: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#1):
- 08: Festival!
- 06: Bratwurstmeisterschaft finds weiner
- 04: Brain föd
- 03: Puritan neocon whackjob list of bad books
- 03: The Amadeus Net
- 03: When a twinkie becomes weiner schnitzel
- 01: Carnivalia
- May 2005 (3)