Greta “The Fallopian” Webcastico was ahead of her time. Not only was she the finest beach accordionist in the tri-state area, Greta was the first composer to create music designed to be played in counterpoint to the dulcet tones of molting seagulls eager to eat your French Fries.
The truth was, Greta was the ONLY beach accordionist in the tri-state area. That said, Arnold Schoenberg was intrigued by her ideas and incorporated them into his 12-tone masterpiece, “Variations on the Key of Bleeding Ears.”
Time her of ahead
Jenny Buxom was also a forward-thinking beach babe. Nobody was sure if her claims that she had been to the Land of the Future was eccentric whimsy, or if her radioactive bikini (which she’d picked up for a song at the Atoll-must-go sale) was causing a her synapses to misfire.
Whimsy or not, she was serious about any prospective beaux putting on “the suit” before hanky-panky.
She called it safe sex.
Dieter called it delectable. Particularly when she stood on his air hose.
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Alltop is also ahead of their time. Thanks to Foxtongue for finding these pics. Originally published in February, 2009.
[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia collection]