Sumiko: Soto Noodle — you will want to suck them fast!
Godzilla: So you serve noodles?
Sumiko: Yes sir, we are noodle shop.
Godzilla: Excellent, I’d like an order of noodles, shaken not stirred.
Sumiko: I’m sorry sir, what you say?
Godzilla: No, wait I’ve changed my mind. Is your refrigerator running?
Sumiko: Of course it is sir.
Godzilla: Then you’d better go catch it! No wait, say “is your refrigerator running!”
Sumiko: Fuck uh you, sir!
[sound of Gozilla screeching in city-rending rage on other end]
Alltop definitely has Prince Albert in a can! Photo via Postaltrice. From my collection, Pirate Therapy and Other Cures.