First off, the Carnival of the Vanities (the ur-carnival) is up at some blog with a moose on it.
If you’re interested in Canada, you may want to check out The Economist’s take on the country. We’re still “cool” but much less than the last time they looked at us.
And how would you like to be killed for cheese? Cue Sean Cullen: “And the food of your choice will end your life tonight. Yes, the food of your choice, will end your liiiife.”