Soccer is popular worldwide, but we don’t think this newest Chinese version is going to have the same success. We predict this demonstration sport won’t outlast the Beijing Olympics; there aren’t many countries that still have forced sterilization and abortion policies.

Our money is on the Chinese Communist Party team, which has the best record in the intra-China “one child (preferably male) only” league.

“Inspired” by:
US Dept. of State Country Reports (China)

More demonstration sports with the Beijing Olympic Mascots:
Tibetan Dissident Biathlon | Organ Relay | Hu Flung Falongong | Forced Sterilization Footy | Press Clubbing | 50-Meter Land Requisition Event