Yes, it’s the week of Talk Like a Pirate Day, and in honor of one of our favorite (and most meaningless) celebrations, we’ve got some piratical activity planned fer the good ship Skwib.
On Monday Professor Billy Bones will be handing out the syllabus for the freshmen class at Pirate University; on Tuesday, we have yer boco-neer fiction planned; and on Wednesday, a very special edition of Ask General Kang. Thursday is the Carnival of Piratical Satire, and on Friday, we’ll, let’s just say that yer average skwab don’t think that far ahead.
And for now, here are a few more carnies whose poop decks we’ve darkened, and some pirate-related posts to slake yer bloody appetites:
A fine Sunday Carnival of the Godless: not that all pirates are atheists, but there is grand swath of godless in the crew.