Baboon-Washing Club Rules

Image of angry baboon in water

  1. You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
  2. You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
  3. If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new strain of ebola, the baboon-wash is over.
  4. Only two guys to a baboon.
  5. One baboon at a time.
  6. No shirts, no shoes, no tetanus shots.
  7. Baboon-washes go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first night at baboon-washing club, you have to wash a baboon.
Inspired by:Fight Club and Alltop. Originally published in May, 2008.

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