The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Ides of March Edition)

Brutus -- the anti-kingJulius Caesar Presents: Won’t Be King (slide 5)

  • Don’t put that diadem around my shoulders
  • Only King in Rome is Jupiter
  • But you can call me King outside Italy
  • What, you got a problem with that?

Spurinna the Soothsayer presents “ooooooo” (slide 1)

  • Beware the Ides of March!
  • Cue the spooky music!

Caesar Presents “What, me worry?” (only slide)

  • Going to speak with the Senate at Pompey’s Theatre
  • You see, soothsayer Spurinna, the Ides of March have come
  • No problem.

Spurinna presents “you’re an idiot” (only slide)

  • It’s the Ides all day, you pillock.

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 1)

  • Is this a stabby thing you can’t see behind you, Caesar of the Julia?

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 2)

  • Nope, can’t see it now, ’cause it’s in your back.

Marcus Brutus presents “anti-king device” (slide 5)

  • And again.
  • Thus always to tyrants, even if they may be my father.
Et tu Alltop? Shockingly, originally published in 2006!

, , ,

2 Responses to The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Ides of March Edition)

  1. reverend gisher March 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm #

    “What, you got a problem with that?”

    it’s an italian thing…you wouldn’t understand.


  1. the skwib » Brutus: Master of the stabby deal - March 14, 2007

    […] You can find Brutus’s homicidal presentation in Lost PowerPoint Slides (among others) at: The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Ides of March Edition). Check out the original backstabber’s thoughts on Julius Caesar as king. […]