Ad hominem rules for writing

    old fashioned text
  1. drooling pinheads open their stories with the weather, or a prologue
  2. fatuous knobs use the passive voice
  3. corpulent prose-pederasts use a verb other than “said” to carry dialog
  4. (and only a complete asshole would use an adverb to modify “said”)
  5. pedantic skull-fuckers use jargon instead of everyday English words
  6. mindless hacks and cheese-eaters use clichés
  7. vacuous scribblers and moral degenerates have a “style”
  8. only a massive wanker writes for any other reason than love
  9. self-important plodders have rules
Alltop writes for the laughs, which is a form of love, surely? Bonus points if you can spot the rules broken in this post! Old timey typewriter by Darwin Bell.

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