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Info the pilot gives

I actually like it when the pilot comes on to talk to us lowly cattle. It makes me feel like I have some kind of relationship with the person that literally controls my fate for the next X-number of hours.

I do not enjoy this when their grammar is poor, or if they sound as awake as Perry Como after downing a twenty-sixer of Jack Daniels and a handful of ludes.

The idea of unlocking things is great. I would totally buy that app.

Alltop favorite altitude is 30,000 funnies.