Comments on: Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#41)

By: bagel

bagel — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:26:35 +0000

Mark: The buttons should be arranged so that one must hold their hand as such to operate.

Would make shockerpics.com much more interesting.

OB: I head gun oil is a great lube.

offendedblogger — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:12:37 +0000

Well…now that you mention it, my Glock could actually make other people play music for me on demand, or dance, or pee themselves even!

But I’m nice so I try not to misuse it like that.

It’s probably not a safe sex toy though, even with the safety on.

Mark A. Rayner — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:18:23 +0000

Now there’s a gadget waiting to be invented — combination taser and sex toy! m.

bagel — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:54:12 +0000

So these will protect me, but won’t exercise with me?
Really, all they need to do is elongate and taper the end a bit….

Mark A. Rayner — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:26:48 +0000

Sensible, but can you listen to music with it? m.

offendedblogger — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:31:04 +0000

Hmmm… I own 23 different versions of the bible and I can’t seem to find this in any of them! :p

PS, I’m a girl and I prefer a Glock with hollowpoints but that’s just me…