Readers who’ve only discovered The Skwib in the past couple of years may have missed the series we’ve done on the Beijing Olympic Mascots, and a number of demonstration sports planned for Beijing this summer.

As we can see from the news, the Chinese government has really started training hard for the second sport:

Administrative Detention Triathlon

Tibetan Dissident Biathlon

50-Meter Land Requisition Event

Organ Relay

Hu Flung Falongong

Forced Sterilization Footy

Press Clubbing

Amnesty International has more (less satirical) information on human rights in China and the Beijing Olympics. This group of humor athletes is training hard for the new demonstration sport: “causing beverage to shoot through the nose”.