Beijing Olympic Mascot Demonstration Sports

Administrative Detention TriathlonReaders who’ve only discovered The Skwib in the past couple of years may have missed the series we’ve done on the Beijing Olympic Mascots, and a number of demonstration sports planned for Beijing this summer.

As we can see from the news, the Chinese government has really started training hard for the second sport:


Administrative Detention Triathlon


Tibetan Dissident Biathlon


Tibetan Dissident Biathalon


50-Meter Land Requisition Event


50-Meter Land Requisition Event


Organ Relay


Organ Relay


Hu Flung Falongong


Who Flung Falongong


Forced Sterilization Footy


Forced Sterilization Footy


Press Clubbing


Press Clubbing

Amnesty International has more (less satirical) information on human rights in China and the Beijing Olympics. This group of humor athletes is training hard for the new demonstration sport: “causing beverage to shoot through the nose”.

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3 Responses to Beijing Olympic Mascot Demonstration Sports

  1. Antidote April 17, 2008 at 3:46 am #

    We like these olympic mascots better 😉

    http://www.cafepress.com/antidoteasia

  2. Tristan June 19, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    here is a joke I saw about pole dancing in the Olympics and demonstrative sports, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/06/12/pole-dancing-olympics/

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