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Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#40)

June 12, 2008 in Forty-seven signs by Mark A. Rayner

17 Noisy NunsFrom the Book of Jerry

And on this day, The Blessed Sisters of Righteousness will curse the local constabulary, and upon them they shall heap scorn. They shall beshrew them with language most colorful, saying they are “spawn of cross-eyed turd farmers” and “tedious conversationalists with halitosis and feet that smell of onion.” Truly, they shall cackle.

And their Most Reverent Mother shall expectorate. Ye, verily, She will Hock a Loogie of the Lord.

So it will be, and on this day, the constabulary shall issue a Written Warning, and they shall be Unrepentant and the Day of Judgment shall be soon after.

Signs confirmed by evidence of 17 Noisy Orthodox Nuns. Humor-blogs.com and Alltop are also Unrepentant. Thanks to Kevindooley for the Nuns

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June 12, 2008 at 8:53 pm

LOBO

Well, there should be 48.

I took General Kang’s advice, and let 1,000,000 monkeys do my taxes.

My 1099.#lww;puea4w is riddled with errors!

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