Their coworkers at the Fun-Time-Happy-Japanese-Kobe Beef Slaughter- and Tea- House had been fools not to spot the signs sooner.

Bob always had that insane grin on his face as he cut through the flesh.

And Simon, well, first of all there was the mustache. And then what reasonable person would whistle Pachabel’s Wedding March while using a bonesaw?

[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Collection]

Alltop and humor-blogs.com have both tried their hands at amateur butchery. Originally published February 2006.