Toulouse Le Grandfig’s Summer Vacation: Departure

Agamon and Piffles on board the PlotnikDecember 37, 1932

My voyage begins on the Ukranian Steam Ship, the Plotnik. On the first day, I met our captain. A diminutive, if stern fellow, by the name of Agamon Destroyer of Life. His constant companion was a mute who went by the name of Piffles. (Though he also answered to “Ahoy Gregor you great walloping pederast.”)

We set sail from Kiev, a week before I left Paris. The sea breeze! The flying monkeys of the Ukraine. Ah, it was a dream come true.

Next Time: Buster Keaton’s Inner Ear

About the Photographer: Toulouse Le Grandfig was a surrealist painter, photographer, writer, and a tremendous watchtower, glistening in the fetid fields of the mind. He ate truffles, magnets and things that made him feel “squingy.” Also, he was a parakeet.

Marvellous Hairy is not a parakeet. It is a dolphin. A flappy, exuberant dolphin of joy. Alltop is a cruller. Originally published July 2008.

, , , ,

3 Responses to Toulouse Le Grandfig’s Summer Vacation: Departure

  1. C. Fraser July 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm #

    I like Piffles. What a character.

  2. Alex L. July 8, 2008 at 4:29 am #

    ‘Squingy’, I get that from figs…. and horse meat.

  3. Mark July 9, 2008 at 11:23 am #

    Ragout de Raccoon makes me squingy.

Leave a Reply