Red Juggernaut

First built by Dr. Ernest Malifico in the pre-Euclidian Dynamic Structure Era, the Red Juggernaut is by far JBM’s best-selling business mechanical.

Though primarily used to terrorize non-compliant nation-states of that time, evil overlords have found many other uses for the Red Juggernaut.

Modern business collections agencies have found it especially effective, and it is a standard piece of equipment in hostile takeover bids. NaziWorks 3000, for example, has a fleet of 12 million Red Juggernauts.

From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future.