At the G8 on Sunday French President Jacques Chirac was joking around with his German and Russian buddies [arch eyebrow] within earshot of some reporters. The subject of cuisine came up, and he said that the British could not be trusted because of their approach to the culinary arts. (I’m paraphrasing, naturally.)
Chirac then added:
“The only thing they have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease.”
Gerhard and Vladimir laughed and chortled, most likely just pleased Chirac wasn’t having a go at their national gastronomies.
I’m sure Chirac thought he was killing. So he added [to more laughter]:
“After Finland, it is the country with the worst food.”
Reporters were writing this down all the while.
I’m driven by the same monkey-urge as Chirac, to go for that next best laugh, but I am not the President of a nation hoping to win the Olympics — as Chirac was at that point on Sunday.
Today, London (England, not the Ontario version) won the bid in a tight race over Paris, which has bid three times in the last few rounds and was highly favoured to win the games. In total, there was a difference of four votes.
So, if just four people out of the 110 eligible delegates voted for London because of Chirac’s undiplomatic comments, then Chirac caused France the 2012 Olympics. Just saying …
Anyone who has ever been treated condescendingly by a French waiter — and of course all Brits and Finns — can, without guilt, enjoy this moment of schadenfreude.