Archive | April, 2006

The Carnival of Satire (#31)

The Carnival of SatireMusical parody, sarcastic letters, and alien cultures are all par for the course at The Carnival of Satire. We hope you enjoy the 31st (really) edition:

It’s a little out of season, tune-wise, but Madeleine Begun Kane at Mad Kane’s Notables has a fun White House Shakeup Song Parody.

GrrlScientist has fake news calculated to shock you at Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted) with the headline: Teacher Arrested At JFK Airport in NYC.

Ahistoricality has discovered another education-related satire with this letter: Dear search committee posted at Post-PhD Blues. Warning: anyone with an arts PhD might find this cutting a little too deep.

Remulak MoxArgon at The MoxArgon Group has a fun roundup of the MoxArgon’s Mail Sac (particularly the answer to the first letter.)

While on the topic of aliens, Elisson at Blog d’Elisson has a retelling of a story about how Superman pays the bills. And it’s only 100 words! Critical Mass. Continue Reading →

Professor Quippy: Sex Cue Ocular Protection Equipment

Professor QuippyNew research has led me to devise a pair of glasses that gentlemen with ring fingers longer than their index fingers (go ahead, I’ll wait while you gents check) may want to purchase.

According to a BBC report, scientists found that “catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man’s decision-making skills into disarray.”

I knew it!

And it appears that men with higher levels of testosterone (the index vs ring finger check indicates an elevated level), are even more susceptible to the deleterious effects of having pretty women around while they make critical decisions. Actually, be fair, any decision. Continue Reading →