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Archive | September, 2009
They say talent skips a generation
Vlastic Tesla was the illegitimate son of Nikola Tesla, inventor of the alternating current system, the induction motor, lightning rods, electro-mechanical oscillators, the Tesla coil, the Bifilar coil, robotics and the electronic logic gate, wireless technology, radio astronomy, the teleforce particle beam weapon, and known for his theoretical work in rotating magnetic fields, telegeodynamics, space data transmission systems, weather and climate modification and electrogravitics; and he was really keen to turn himself into a light bulb.
He succeeded. Unfortunately, before he could reproduce.
Alltop and humor-blogs.com have spawned many a bairn.
Kiss long and prosper — Trek Yourself
Heh, a grand spoof of the new Trek “reboot” … if it had been made in the schlocky mode of an 80s high school movie: Trek Yourself, by the talented Dan Meth:
Special Features: Trek Yourself
You can find the video here if the EPS (embedded playing software) doesn’t work properly.
Have a nice long weekend all!
Alltop and humor-blogs.com task me, and I shall have them. More Dan Meth here.
Stanley Kubrick Bloopers
You can always find the Kubrick kookiness here if you need a retake on the embedded video. Via the talented Dan Meth.
Alltop and humor-blogs.com still think Dr. Strangelove is Kubrick’s best film.
The Marvellous Hairy Podcasts
As readers of The Skwib, you may be aware that I am also a novelist releasing his second work, Marvellous Hairy – a novel in five fractals. It’s available direct from the publisher now, and in stores in October.
But I’m also podcasting this bad boy, and they are well underway. I’ll be listing them all here, at iTunes, at Podiobooks.com (released soon) or you could check out the episodes on my writer’s blog:
Part One, The Cult of the Claw
Episode One (chapters one and two)
Episode Two (chapters three to five)
Episode Three (chapters six to eight)
Part Two – The Human Ideal
Episode Four (chapters one to thee)
Episode Five (chapters four and five)
Buy Marvellous Hairy directly from the publisher. Released in stores this October!
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I want my mummy
Dr. Fleshrender had been trying to learn ancient Egyptian mummification techniques for years, but he’d yet to master even the most basic principles.
First of all, he just wasn’t into all that yucky stuff with the internal organs and putting them in jars. Coptic (a feel, heh) or not.
Secondly, he found the mixture of soda ash, bicarbonate and household salt he was meant to bath his mummies in just unpleasant. Natron my ass, he’d mutter.
Thirdly, most of his volunteers did not want to have a red-hot poker shoved up their nose so he could remove their brains. (Though he was keen to try.)
He did enjoy the wrapping process though.