My only critique of this one is that one region of the brain is not large enough, and another region is too large, plus there is no region devoted to the impact of peyote milkshakes. I will let you discuss in the comments.
Self Awarness Infographic
Archive | April, 2010
Come on Baby, Do the Locomotion
Capable of doing zero-to-sixty in less than ten seconds, the Flannigan Repto-Buggy was a big seller right after President Rutherford B. Hayes started building the Great Chicken Highway.
Thousands of tender birds were released on the roads every day, giving the Repto-Buggy the fuel and encouragement it needed to help fuel the Gilded Age.
This period came to a tragic end, during the Poultry Depression of the early 1890s, and several ensuing lawsuits after many of the Repto-Buggy owners were consumed by their vehicles.
Pictured: Shelly Van Crampington and Repto-Buggy Engine 2179 (known to its mechanics as “Bud Lizard” shortly before Shelly’s legendary savaging.
Alltop is into poultry. Photo via Vintage Photo.
Hello, My Name Is Indigo Montoya
Billy was up to three packs a day, but it was okay; he was in training for the All-Tar Olympics. His coach said he was a natural, and he had several lucrative endorsements even before he won any medals. He might have been worried about the nagging cough, the chunks of ochre phlegm he horked up after every set of smokes, but Billy was sanguine.
His twin brother, Jimmy, had a perfectly fine set of lungs just waiting to be cut out of his useless chest.
Alltop smokes stogies. Photo via Twisted Vintage.
Tell Me About Your Mother
You awake each morning screaming, your mouth dry and your eyes red from the tears that bath your Pillow of Ennui. You had the dream again. Of falling. Of dogs tearing at your carcass, broken on the dirty pavement of a city where you never lived. Your days blur together in an existential nightmare that would cause Camus to shit himself.
And each morning you look at the scrap of an old newspaper. All that remains is the headline, and you wonder: what was Doctor Salathial’s Toddler Control System?
Alltop is the current patent holder. Photo via Tigęrr Risin-Ẃińgs
Harry Potter Explained
The only thing this one seems to be missing is “new character in the book is not who they appears to be”.
Alltop is the new Master of the Dark Arts. HarryPotter, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.
Oh noes, they’ve “suspended” Bond film
Yes, it’s true. Suspended “indefinitely”. In the meantime, may I suggest you enjoy this rejected Quantum of Solace theme song. Brilliant:
Clip of funny rejected QOS theme found here.