Archive | April, 2010

Butterscotch Pie

vintage photo of man shooting another man wearing a lead vest

Cecil and Barton were locked in a gentlemen’s psycho-drama that ammunition could not solve.

How it had begun, neither could say. Perhaps it had to do with one of them sleeping with the other’s mother, or sister, or perhaps it all stemmed from the tremendous buggering they’d both suffered at Public School. All they knew was that every day they found themselves dressed in lead vests, locked in non-lethal combat that seemed to have no end.

Unless, of course, one of them eventually decided to break the “no head shot” rule.

Alltop loves the rim shot. Photo via Tigęrr Risin-Ẃińgs.

Dante’s Internet

I has been some time since I read the Inferno, but this rejigging of Dante’s nine circles of hell is fun. (Though, I wonder where the an artist who curves his text in the opposite direction from the background circle should go.)

graphic showing internet sinners

(Click image to embiggen, and I couldn’t figure out where this meme got its start, sorry.)

And if you happen to forget what the original looked like, here you go:

dante's 9 circles of hell

Alltop is a terribly funny sinner.

Pallas Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and Kicking Ass

Leslie, naked, with spear and shield, plays AthenaShe sprang from the cranium of Zeus himself, a divine thought found form, and a blessing unto the Gods, the philosophers of men, and the City of Athens. She was the goddess of civilization, wisdom, strength, strategy, wit, craft, raffia-worked bowls, and a divine sponsor of heroes.

The virgin patron of Athens, Athena was a central figure in Greek mythology, and Garth Santoropolous’s weekly game of Dungeons and Dragons, which featured Leslie as the Goddess. She took the role very seriously, but could never manage the virgin part, which was just fine with everyone.

Alltop is a 5th level Dwarf of Humor. Photo via Tigęrr Risin-Ẃińgs.

Daisy, Daisy, Call on the Cthulu

daisy Stagbys riding four-seater bike with three Cthulu

At first, everyone was really excited when Daisy Stagbys joined the Brighton Cycling Society. She was young, hot, and had a four-seater.

And then, when she suggested that she had some “friends” who would love to be involved, they were thrilled. (Membership had been in decline for years.)

But something about the new members made everyone a tad uncomfortable. Especially Jeremy Cthulu. (Pictured riding above the rear wheel, just before he devoured the soul of Mira Tendercones in a cloud of black aching dread.)

Alltop is filled with black aching funny. Photo via Twisted Vintage.