Archive | May, 2010

Spidy can dance!

This is sure to make you smile, and it’s got all the critical elements of any brilliant dance routine:

  • sweet music
  • the splits
  • superhero.

Alltop would like to see Batman try that.

Darth Vader Records GPS Directions

This is brilliant, even if it is an ad for TomTom. Having just used this technology in Italy, I can say, a Darth Vader version would be an awesome addition to the lovely English lady, the husky Irish barfly, and the strict Austrian dominatrix. That said, I’m sure the Yoda version would be confusing as hell, and the C3P0 version would make you want to crash the car into the nearest solid structure.

Alltop always has difficulties getting off the roundaround.

Acid Re-flax

beauty pageant contestant with bag on her headApart from all the facial scarring, Miss Ethnic Cleanser was a beautiful lady.

She certainly had a decent chance at winning the All-Bag Beauty Pageant, sponsored this year by Intolerancie MGB.

The bookies were also giving Miss Glasgow (girlfriend to a noted chib artist) and Miss Honor Killings (a “hot” adulterer from Mumbai) pretty good odds.

AlltopTwisted Vintage.