I dunno, I’m really worried about what’s going on in Japan. This is actually quite disturbing:
Japanese veggies commit Hair-Kurry at YouTube too.
Japanese vegetables commit Hari-Kurry
Archive | June, 2010
Grumpy gibbon
That is one pissed-off monkey. I’m glad it’s only a cartoon.
Alltop hates the hump day too. Even monkeys have bad days,
originally uploaded by sween
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Alltop wants to succeed. Photo via Twisted Vintage.
An Unlikely Apocalypse
At first, it had seemed possible to continue moving through the desolate landscape on foot, but soon, it was obviously impracticable. Many bad things happened to the people travelling in traditional, bipedal mode: Ether-snakes. Entropic planter fasciitis. Electric sand. (And that was just the ‘e’s.)
Before the catastrophe, everyone thought that Edith and Sally Womble had been insane, going everywhere via giant rubber ball.
But as with all visionaries, they were ostracized, and continued to be, even when it was manifestly apparent that theirs was the only viable mode of locomotion in the aftermath.
Mostly it was because they were just so smug, but Edith’s halitosis didn’t help much either.
Alltop used to date Sally. Twins Sisters have a run on balloons
Brilliant artwork by yves.lecoq
Worst. Dystopia. Ever.
I find this quite horrifying.
Alltop likes to unleash its inner Marlow.
More disturbing Olympic Mascots
The London Olympic Committee continues the fine tradition of creating Olympic Mascots that kind of freak me out.
Obviously, nothing is going to ever be as on the nose as the Beijing Olympic Mascots, but these do stand out for their freakishness.
Actually, isn’t there something vaguely Simpsonian about these? Are they perhaps just redrawings of Kang and Kodos? I’ll post a pic of them below and let you decide.
Certainly, Lunchbreath has nailed it:
Am I right?