A weekly beard forecast is an important way to predict upcoming flurries of furriness, hails of hair and any other facial fungus developments that may be a danger to the public.
Nothing is more perilous than the goatee, and Lunchbreath has provided this handy pocket guide to help us stay safe out there!
Ah, I get this question all the time.
The answer is an emphatic no.
The rule is: vermin are permitted, but they have to be smaller than your pinkie fingernail (and non-toxic).
In social situations, rodents (mice, rats and voles especially) can be quite off-putting, if only because they eat the tasty creatures that can make for a nice grooming session.
Quite often I’ll get together with General Coco and Major Bonzo, and our respective spouses; once Major Bonzo had a swarm of killer bees hiding in his goatee, and this was a real damper on the evening. (He was a colonel before this incident.)
Humor-blogs.com is rife with gila monsters. Alltop has a iguana problem.
Carnivals first: The mad, mad, Carnival of the Insanities and fine, furry Friday Ark.
Oh Bill. Don’t be so hard on yourself.
If you somehow missed the brilliant first installment of the Sarah Connor McLeod Chronicles, you can still read the script. On a related note, you may be interested in the Frogster’s explanation of how manly brains work. And you wouldn’t think knitting would be manly, but it can be funny.
And what could be more manly than bacon, the food of the gods? But it’s not just a man-thing, women like it too!
What could be more manly than bacon? Beards. Don’t get more manly than beards, as Rickey well knows. Did you know there is an international group of loons that run a competition for the best beard and mustache? I’m working on my goatee (pictured above, photo courtesy of Luciano Joaquim).
And now, a short history of beards:
And for more hirsute humor (bearded and not), may we suggest humor-blogs.com? No? Bugger.
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