Pirate Therapy and Other Cures

My newest book is Pirate Therapy and Other Cures, a collection of short, flash and micro-fictions that I've written over the past six years or so. There is a wide variety of madness going on in this collection: a therapist is replaced by a pirate. The author receives disquiting postcards from his future self. William Shatner is elected President of the United States, and we get to hear his inaugural address. Jesus contends with dinosaurs. Marcel Duchamp describes what happens to a Dadaist who has a monkey's tail grafted to his butt.

Tons of drivel -- some pure, and some quite tainted with meaning!

Marvellous Hairy

My latest novel is called Marvellous Hairy, a novel in five fractals.

Marvellous Hairy is the touching story of a surrealistic novelist and his descent down the family tree as he is regressed to a monkey state by the evil Gargantuan Enterprises; his friends find out and have a plan to save him and fight the man the best way they know how: with grain alcohol and applied Chaos Theory.

Release your inner monkey!

More info about the book here.
Excerpt of chapter one here.
Selected reviews of Marvellous Hairy here.

The Amadeus Net

The Amadeus Net is my first novel, at least, the first that I will admit to. It is a futuristic satire that asks the question, would an immortal Mozart have his own "sprouter" snipped off? Do sentient cities fall in love?

Find out more at The Amadeus Net page.