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		<title>Ask General Kang: Can I Be More Charismatic?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absolutely, it is easy for you to be more charismatic, though you will never be as appealing as I am. According to Professor Richard Wiseman (I&#8217;m not sure what he&#8217;s a professor of, but he&#8217;s British and his last name &#8230; <a href="http://markarayner.com/archives/5631">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ten incredibly true facts about Queen Victoria</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay, it&#8217;s almost Victoria Day &#8212; one of my favourite holidays, mostly because it&#8217;s so necessary. For those of you who don&#8217;t live in Canada, in many provinces we celebrate the birthday of Queen Victoria, Regina Atroxica, who was born &#8230; <a href="http://markarayner.com/archives/1834">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dr. McCoy was not a whiny bitch</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[McCoy, Kirk and Spock are all about to die as their bodies are de-atomized over a period of several agonizing seconds. Everyone in the original Star Trek was quite condescending to Bones whenever he got fretful about using the transporter. &#8230; <a href="http://markarayner.com/archives/1079">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Day in Paradise</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dude!&#8221; &#8220;Coko!&#8221; &#8220;Dude!&#8221; &#8220;Coko!&#8221; &#8220;Dude!&#8221; [sound of engine being gunned, squeal of tires ... then the screams] Alltop also has opposable thumbs. Photo via Twisted Vintage.< Originally published May, 2010./h6>]]></description>
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