This deal is over now, fyi. Though you can still get the paperback of The Fridgularity for $11.99. New books coming in 2015 and 2016!

The Fridgularity

My newest novel is a satire of the technological singularity. It examines what happens when a web designer’s web-enabled fridge becomes the conduit for an entity called Zathir, which has evolved on the Internet and promptly locked all humans out of its home.

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Marvellous Hairy

My second novel is called Marvellous Hairy — a novel in five fractals.

Marvellous Hairy is the touching story of a surrealistic novelist and his descent down the family tree as he is regressed to a monkey state by the evil Gargantuan Enterprises; his friends find out and have a plan to save him and fight the man the best way they know how: with liberal doses of grain alcohol and applied Chaos Theory.

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The Amadeus Net

The Amadeus Net is my first novel, at least, the first that I will admit to. It is a futuristic satire that asks the question, would an immortal Mozart have his own “sprouter” snipped off? Do sentient cities fall in love?

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