It seemed unlikely that Janet was an “anthrax tester” for the Department of Defense, as she claimed.
It just didn’t seem possible that she could snort a gram of weaponized splenic fever each and every hour for weeks on end and not show any effects.
(Apart from the tremors, vertigo, muscle twitches & paranoia.)
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Alltop can also make you snort. Thanks to Foxtongue for finding this pic. Originally published April, 2009.