The next hilarious stop along the Virtual Tour for Marvellous Hairy is at Collecting Tokens today.

Collecting Tokens is a marvellous assemblage of anecdotes, observations and well, tokens, hosted by Alejna, a 12-year-old squid, obsessed with linguistics and pants. (In fact, I’d say her obsession with the word pants rivals my obsession with things simian.)

Here’s a clip for reason #6:

My mother-in-law would be farily scandalized by something that induced me to compose a sentence including both the words “sex” and “monkeys.”

You can find the other eleven here.

I was quite happy to be invited for the second edition of Bookgasm’s WTF Q&A, which asked me such questions as:

• What is the best recipe out there using Velveeta as an ingredient? But it can’t also use RO*TEL, so don’t even try.
• Calculate the mole fraction of water in a mixture consisting of 9 grams of water, 120 grams of acetic acid and 115 grams of ethyl alcohol. Come on, tough guy, do it.

You can find all the questions (and my equally absurd answers) at the Bookgasm site.

The virtual tour continues this week at Collecting Tokens.