“Last night I had that terrible dream where I got slowly digested over a 1000 years again. I wonder what it means? But in real world — totally looking forward to the Hutt Annual BBQ this weekend. Life has been so good since I captured that Solo loser!”
This photo is missing the beer slider and the porn/video game toggle for men, but otherwise seems accurate.
Alltop has an entire board filled with humor sliders.
This comic does in one cartoon what the first chapter of Debt, the First 5000 Years does (pretty well) in one chapter.
Alltop is a macro-humor generator.
Most of them ARRRRRR!
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don’t, you just AAARRRRR!
Only one more sleep to Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If that ain’t bad enough, ye can find more here, mateys!
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Alltop be a bilge rat of humor aggregatARRRRs.