Humans have evolved to have a sense of humor — sorry, most humans have evolved to have a sense of humor because it helps us deal with:
- the vast indifference of the universe
- the crushing knowledge of our own mortality
- the ennui and pain of everyday existence
What? You were expecting a joke?
Okay: What is practically brand new, totally adorable and has only seven tiny dents in it?
Snow White’s hymen*
Alltop is also totally adorable. *Joke stolen from the Larry Sanders show, somewhere in season 5.