Maybe Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is onto something here. Perhaps the reason that nobody has visited us yet is because they can’t agree on what they’re going to do with us when they get here.

Or they could just be lazy.

For an intriguing answer to this question, known to us nerds as the Fermi Paradox, check out David Brin’s short story, The Crystal Spheres.

Alltop likes its crystal in goblet form.