#UselessSuperPowers was a thing on Twitter yesterday, and it was nice to see one in cartoon form. Please use the comment form to add your own,
Alltop can make you laugh at the speed of sound.
I always suspected the angels didn’t like us very much.
Maybe Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is onto something here. Perhaps the reason that nobody has visited us yet is because they can’t agree on what they’re going to do with us when they get here.
Or they could just be lazy.
I’d like to see what Aesop would make of derivatives.