2010: How the Earth Ends

Bagel entering Earth's atmosphere

But somewhere out in the inky cold of space, there is one that our atmosphere cannot consume, that cannot be contained by even a lake of cream cheese.

An extinction-level bagel.

[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia Collection]

Happy New Year!

Alltop and humor-blogs.com are hoarding lox even now. Originally published March 2006.