I had this friend who was obsessed with having a monkey tail grafted to his ass. Actually, to call him a friend is stretching the…
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The marketing for “The Cannon, The Ride of a Lifetime” was a tad misleading, if factually accurate: Hey kids, do you want to fly? Then…
4 CommentsDr. Fleshrender had been trying to learn ancient Egyptian mummification techniques for years, but he’d yet to master even the most basic principles. First of…
3 CommentsFebruary 29, 1933, Capipi Bumonsis I sense the voyage is about to come to an end. The customs agents here are strange men. Their beards…
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