- Our Universe: groundhog sees its shadow = 6 more weeks of winter.
- Foofy Bum Universe: annual celebration of Lord Fuzzy’s victory over the Lizard Horde.
- Zentropia Universe: day of the year when all rodents are allowed to drive.
- It’s-in-the-hole! Universe: Bill Murray [praise be his name] emerges from his four-fold slumber and chooses what remakes will be permitted in Hollywood that year.
- Universe of the Great Unnamed Ones: groundhog sees its shadow = 6 more eons of creeping dread.
Alltop loves seeing its own humor.