We got carnivals! (Just watch out for the angry clowns.)
A merry-go-round of a Carnival of History.
Chock full of heathen goodies: The Carnival of the Godless.
If that wasn’t enough, consider a visit to the Carnival of the Insanities.
And while you’re visiting, try to behave a bit better than these idiots. The video from CollegeHumor examines the notion of business people talking the way they comment:
These guys are much more polite (and funny).