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Your Friday BeardCast

A weekly beard forecast is an important way to predict upcoming flurries of furriness, hails of hair and any other facial fungus developments that may be a danger to the public.

Nothing is more perilous than the goatee, and Lunchbreath has provided this handy pocket guide to help us stay safe out there!

A Pocket Guide to the Goatee, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.
Alltop is fond of the executive.


  1. My beard and I now resent you deeply.


    (…not really…)

  2. My goatee found this uncomfortable too.

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