From the Book of Libations
Truly, there shall be Signs of the Apocalypse. And one of the many signs could maketh the strongest man throw upeth of his dinner, in his mouth just a little bit.
And in the Land of the Twit, there shall be an alchemist of Great Vision, and his Vision shall be one of pure and delicious Evil. Lo, for truly, only in the Land of the Twit would they make strong spirits out of the urine of their elders.
Verily, they shall taketh of the urine, expelled by the elderly who cannot digest of the sugar. And this sweet, sweet waste shall become a Whiskey of Abomination.
And there shall be drinking of this pisskey, and weeping, and the Passing of the Quaich of Shame.