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What’s all this, then?

Constable Bertie Twills had no idea how to write a citation for jaywalking aliens, so he just turned his back and pretended not to see them.

His partner, Constable “Jimmy” Macheath (he was originally from Glasgow), couldn’t help but wonder how the miscreants might taste with chips and a bit of brown sauce.

Alltop tastes horrible, and even brown sauce won’t help. Photo via Twisted Vintage. Originally published, March, 2011.

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