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Laser beans & other high-tech, high-fiber foods

Laser beans

This sounds like an exciting product, but I am somewhat afraid of what happens after you’ve enjoyed a plate of laser beans, fiber-wise.

Other high-tech, high-fiber products to consider inventing:

  • Irradiated oat-bran muffins
  • Plutonium protein bars
  • Chili con Chemo
  • Multi-dimensional Lentil Loaf.

Please leave other new product ideas in the comments.

Alltop just drinks lots of coffee.