You may have noticed this photo circulating today. This may come as an incredible shock, but yes, even George (W.) Bush needs to pee.
And yes, he may even need to indicate, in a somewhat secretive way, to his Secretary of State, that he may have to absent himself from buggering the UN for a while, so that he can indulge this bodily function.
Is it funny? Only in the most obvious way.
It would be much funnier if the note said: “I think we may need to eliminate our foreign policy — and some urine.”