You’re a mean one, Ambassador.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You’re a lackey, Ambassador.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
You are sadly mistaken if you think
we’d listen to you, you stooge …
you’re Mr. Bush’s troll!
–With apologies to Dr. Seuss (and all my US friends who didn’t have anything to do with the ambassador’s intrusion)
US Ambassador rips Martin over Kyoto