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Professor Quippy: Hey tough guy, coffee makes you a pussy!

Professor QuippyRecent research from the University of Queensland in Brisbane may make you reconsider your morning routine, particularly if you’re a tough guy.

It turns out, the caffeine makes you more likely to agree with others’ views. And it’s not because the java puts you in a better mood. It’s because you think better with a dose of caffeine, so you can understand other people’s reasoning. So all you Clint Eastwood-types, stop with the morning java and try some fruit juice.

On the other hand, perhaps there’s some kind of way we can slip a little caffeine into the water of our legislative assemblies, parliaments, etc. More reasonable politicians? Naw, even coffee couldn’t fix that.

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