Is that a bag of cats you hear? No, it’s just the dulcet tones of The Carnival of Satire warming up after a lengthy break. Enjoy!
Madeleine Kane makes us think of bagpipes (in a good way!) with Bush’s Favorite Hymn Gets A Rewrite: Amazing Disgrace.
No pink slips. Apparently God used a fax to Fire Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson And James Dobson. Thanks again to Ahistoricality this epiphany.
We’re pretty sure that Dr. Tundra should have read this article at AmericanInventorSpot.com before going to college. Not that a list of Things You Need to Be Cool in College would have helped him anyway.
And on a related note, Tommy at The Kag Report has A Solution to Binge Drinking.
Peace Moonbeam’s friend Scooter now wants to be called Kareem Bakr Gilad. Hey we just do the reporting!
Kavokin has laugh therapy with What can we learn from Hollywood movies?
Adam Graham presents Parody News: Operation Yellow Elephant Succeeds, Millions Mobilized.
Don’t be fooled by the title, you won’t actually get any Mad Libs from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad & Vox Poplar in Mahmoud’s Mad Libs.
And to take us out, here’s some advice on How to be a Movie Star and/or Cult Leader, which most of us (General Kang excepted) will never need.
Thanks to mgallacher for the piper pic and to everyone else for the satire. We’re back to our weekly schedule (and the 4 pm deadline) next week. Submit via this handy form, or or here; the COS is listed at the Ubercarnival, and at the Blog Carnival too.