From the Book of Renovations:
And in End Times there shall be many False Prophets, and they shall be Legion, and they shall learn of a magical land called Internet.
One of these False Prophets will provide the people with Devices that allow them unfettered access to the land called Internet.
And others will not be pleased by the shape of these Doodads, and devise all methods of making them more Pleasing To The Eye. They shall put these Thingamabobs into the Skin of Animals.
They will dance and sing around the Blue Light of their Unholy Instruments, and regale each other with tales of Beaver they have Split and Stuffed with Parts of their Devices. And rodents will become unto them as chieftains, and there will be great confusion.