This masterpiece from The Minister’s Quartet is not so terrible. It’s more a problem of context, really, than anything else.
Clearly, they are referring to Jesus, and what could be more natural than a man of the cloth wanting to “touch” the Savior and Messiah — metaphorically, you pervs!
Of course, here at The Skwib, we are not completely unaware of the news media, and so, have heard some of the stories about clergy abusing the younger members of their congregation. Did you know that as many as one in four clergymen is likely to sexually abuse a member of their church? We don’t want to get into the business of trying to parse those odds, but if that is an accurate figure (which it probably isn’t) our money is on this guy:
The only way this cover could be worse? They could be wearing liturgical vestments.
Sorry, we didn’t mean “worse” — we meant more accurate.