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The Best Part of Waking Up Is … VOLTREX HAS YOUR TOAST

All the cybernetic units in the Voltrag Collective understood that breakfast was the most important meal of the day for humans, especially for their developing offspring. Without breakfast, human spawn could run into all kind of behavioral and biological issues, including less-developed brains.

And so, the Collective began an intensive program of building the Voltrex Breakfast Bots. They were issued to all humans.

Within a generation, the Collective was pleased to discover their program had worked! The quality and adaptability of human brains had improved markedly, thus ensuring the future of the Voltrag cyborg program.

And the human race, in a manner of speaking.

Alltop is a member of the humor race. Photo originally from Twisted Vintage, I think.