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Professor Quippy: Climate change scientists get angry

Professor QuippyClimate scientists are clearly tired of taking any crap.

Just listen to the language.

“The smoking gun is definitely lying on the table as we speak,” US scientists Jerry Mahlman said after he reviewed all 1,600 pages of the first segment of a giant four-part report on climate change, to be released by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change next week.

The report will have an “explosion of new data” on observations of current global warming, said Susan Solomon, a senior scientist for the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Smoking gun? Explosions? And that was just in the US. In Europe, the Swedish scientist, Dr. Bjorn Brusc Bannerthorp, said, “stop denying climate change. It makes me angry! ANGRY!!!”

He then turned into a gigantic green mutant and trashed the media conference.

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