Tag: uber-chimps

Ask General Kang: Um, is it time to panic?

Published February 24, 2014 By Mark A. Rayner

You humans still have primitive brains, so I will try to be understanding about this need of yours to panic. One of your wisest humans…

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Ask General Kang: If a blogger blogs in the forest, and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?

Published June 28, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

I think what you’re really asking is can something exist without being perceived. Of course, in this instance, you’re forgetting that the person writing the…

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Ask General Kang: Should we boycott the 2008 Olympics?

Published April 11, 2008 By Mark A. Rayner

Absolutely not! Do you realize how hard some of the athletes competing in this summer’s games have had to work to get to the Olympics?…

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Ask General Kang: Have you ever cried to win an election?

Published January 6, 2008 By Mark A. Rayner

There are a few things you need to know before I can answer this question properly: 1) Über-chimps are physically incapable of crying standard tears…

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