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The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Leif Ericson Edition)

Leif Ericson discovers americaLeif presents Vikings: The Next Generation (slide 12)

  • Dad, yes, Eric the Red, was an outlaw
  • Founded Greenland
  • Let’s find something nicer

Helluland: Rocks, rocks, rocks (slide 2)

  • Keep sailing boys, this place rocks not

Markland: Getting better (slide 2)

  • Okay, there are at least trees here
  • But what about those skraelings? Nasty!
  • Keep sailing boys

Leif presents: Holy Crap, Grapes! (slide 6)

  • Nice place: salmon, wood, wheat, grapes
  • Grapes! Grapes!
  • That means wine, dudes!
  • Wine! Wine!

Vinland: Viking Valhalla Visited (slide 1)

  • Yep, found America
  • Let’s call it Vinland though
  • (Did we mention the grapes.)

Natives of Vinland present: There goes the neighborhood (slide 10)

Regarding the recent visit of strange creatures from the sea:

  • They are hairy
  • They are smelly
  • They are pestilent
  • Bodes not well.

Factoid:
Oct. 9, 1003 – Leif Ericson discovers Vinland, landing in L’Anse aux Meadows [wiki] and thus becoming the first known European to set foot in North America.

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